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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Happy Nike Shill-Kitteh Thursday, GN!

Glad to hear about JimCo’s management. I would expect nothing less!

Appreciate your faith in JimCo.

We’re currently working on the details of our new butt-cleavage policy (yes, it will be mandatory).

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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
1 year ago

Sure Happy It’s Thursday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa!

Fatwa -- I applaud JimCo tackling such an important issue. The appearance of the on-site team is important, as they are the “face” of JimCo.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hi, Paddy!

Currently working on new corporate slogans:

“At JimCo, we’re so confident in the quality of our work, we actually let our asses show.”

“Your roof won’t crack, thanks to our roofers’ cracks.”

“JimCo: The Cheeky Roofers.”

“We stand behind our work, no ifs or ands (although plenty of butts).”

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
1 year ago

Can’t wait to see the press release with pictures.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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I admire this plumbers truck wrap:

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Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
1 year ago

Big news out of teh bestest place ever. They are fully embracing remote work for all corporate employees. They won’t pay for relocation out of area/state, but they will not adjust your salary.

Opens up some possibilities for us -- I’d be more excited if my job was more secure.

Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
1 year ago

Possibilities are good.

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
1 year ago
Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
1 year ago

That it is. Thanks, Sven.

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
1 year ago

Starting to rain -- looks like a good 12 hours of heavy rain up next. Flood warnings all evening in our area. On top of that, SoCal Edison is supposed to shut of four power tomorrow on our street only to begin their power pole replacement -- not sure if they’ll still do that, but they did confirm their plans last night.

Smells like money outside, Fatwa!

Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
1 year ago

Who knew the availability of electricity in 2021 would be a crapshoot?

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
1 year ago

It’s taken me all these years to be confront by my “white privilege” of expecting electrical power at the flick of a switch.

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
1 year ago

One thing I’ve discovered during the lockdowns is Battlebots on the Discovery Channel. Lot of fun.

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
1 year ago

Prayers and good thoughts, Mac, and all the rest of you bums.