Teh Squeaky Wheel
Good Puppeh Thursday compliments, GN!
Happy to read that Teh Younger found a gig and has some better prospects already; yay! Also glad you’re getting some carp crossed off of your to-do list.
Nice to see you got your friend’s tree planted.
Just think about how much those fruit crate labels are going to appreciate after they get “cancelled”.
JimCo’s got an unfolding B.S. situation caused by a spoiled, rich little bitch-boi homeowner who’s trying to get something for nothing. Like we don’t have enough to deal with already.
I hope we can (legally-speaking) turn him into a shit-smear.
Got-dayum I’m angry about this.
This supermarket appears to have a “crazy cat lady” aisle:
Is this the same guy that you almost killed with the ceiling fan or a new one?
A different f*ckwad…two units over.
“You’re gonna need a bigger ceiling fan.”
Next time, turn it on before you drop it.
There’s the tree in the middle of the night.
I stuck a flashlight in my hoodie hood to make a makeshift headlight.
Hey, dv8 (and Harper)!
May teh wee tree “live long and prosper”.
Michigan (The Florida of the North) home inspector caught pleasuring self with an Elmo doll:
The “tickle me” jokes almost write themselves.
I wonder if there’s a whole Facebook group dedicated to Elmo fetishes? I’d bet yes.
Good morning, GN -- today is the day that Biden and Harris start going after the Second Amendment via executive orders. I’ve never seen numbers that show how often “ghost guns” are used in crimes, but it must be a huge number to garner so much attention.
Wouldn’t surprise me; wonder about the Cookie Monster…
While I was running errands, I heard some network newshole refer to so-called ghost guns as “self-assembling”.
K3wL…nanotech! Are they also self-loading? Self aiming? (We already know that many guns can fire themselves.)
Tumbrels. Gibbets. Meat hooks. Esso stations.
Good morning, gentle Gerbils. Elena’s younger sister has arthritis in one knee. She saw a specialist earlier this week and is scheduled for knee replacement tomorrow! Elena will head over tonight and stay for a couple of weeks to help her. Elena has had both of hers replaced so she knows what to expect and should be a big help. We were both surprised how fast it happened and that they plan to send her home the same day. They used to keep them at least one night. I guess covid complicates things. Between helping her sister and the two little girls who will be excited about Aunt Elena being there, she should be busy. I will have a quiet house.
Her sister was a big help to her dealing with some of the complications after own surgeries, so it is nice to return the favor.
Man, that is quick -- is it the right call, medically? Prayers for a successful surgery and speedy recovery -- you going to be OK on your own, Mac? Won’t get into any trouble, right?
Sure Happy It’s Thursday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, dv8 (and Harper!), Sven, and Mac!
Fatwa -- another douchebag? Criminy. Good luck.
dv8 -- planting trees by the dead of night -- that might attract some kind of cult following in a town like yours.
Mac -- prayers for a successful surgery and swift recovery for Elena’s sister. It’s a goodness when family can help each other. Enjoy the solitude.
Sven -- what the issue with ghost guns really comes down to is control. The government doesn’t like losing it.
The govt reminds me more and more of my first wife. To my regret, I underestimated her capacity for f**king me over and making life miserable all around. Don’t want to make that mistake again with those in charge.
Hi, Mac and Paddy!
Hope your SiL’s knee replacement goes as smoothly as possible.
Enjoy your solo mischief-making.
Cheers for your well-wishes. I hope this garbage can be nipped in the bud.
Chauvin’s defense team is having a rough go today with the state’s medical experts. “Team” is an exaggeration -- he’s got one attorney going up against a dozen from the state and you can see he’s physically wearing out. Probably the state’s best day as they baffle the jury with mostly bullshit, but BS that will play well with the jury. They’ve at least specified through several witnesses that Floyd died from lack of oxygen caused by Chauvin’s actions.