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Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
5 months ago

Happy Independence Day, GN!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Happy Independence Day, Wheelizens!

Hi, early-rising Sven!

May you all enjoy wreaking havoc on our planet with your celebrations today:

1) Increasing global warmening and air pollution with grilled / smoked meats.

2) Destroying the environment further by ingesting “unsustainable” (but tasty) animals.

3) Polluting your precious bodily fluids by drinking booze (optional).

4) Enjoying noisy -- and potentially dangerous -- light / noise pollution invented by our “good friends” the Chinese.

5) Celebrating the founding of our ineffably racist, evil and oppressive country.

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Last edited 5 months ago by Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
5 months ago

Is there any other way of doing it?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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If there is, that would constitute “doing it wrong”.

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I think that in addition to local fireworks displays across this great nation on July 4th, a great new patriotic tradition would be tarring and feathering a carpy local politician or bureaucrat and then running ’em out of town on a rail.

Paddy O'Furnijur, Village Souse
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Village Souse
5 months ago

A blessed Sabbath and a happy Independence Day, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, and Sven!

Heading off a bit to church, where we’ll get to meet our new pastor. Then dropping off some comestibles at my MiL’s, followed by a return home, a quick change of clothes, then off to a ball game. After that, we’ll grill some meat for dinner, then see if we can find a good spot to watch the local fireworks.

Hope y’all have a wonderful day!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hey, Paddy --

Hope your new pastor is a good fit for your church.

Buon appetito!

Last edited 5 months ago by Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
5 months ago

First wildfire of the day kicked off about 30 miles north of us near Gorman and the Los Padres forest. Smoke plume visible from here -- jumped up to 600 acres already. It’s hot and dry but no strong sustained winds.

dv8
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dv8
5 months ago

Make meat.