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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Happy Schrödinger’s Luxury Cat Box Friday, GN!

Maaaaan…the Rittenhouse trial sure seems like a complete shitshow re the state’s case thus far.

WTAF?!?

The FBI had video which seems to be exculpatory and yet it wasn’t revealed until this week.

#BTFSTTG

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Last edited 2 years ago by Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
Paddy O'Furnijur
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2 years ago

Happy Casual Cat Friday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa!

I read that someone discovered the FBI had HD footage of the Rittenhouse encounter, but only delivered a low-res version. They now claim the HD version no longer exists. It’s way past time to erect gallows and gibbets along The Mall.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

“Burn The Fucking System To The Ground”
[To the tune of “Winter Wonderland”]

Chippers rev, are you listening?
Exit chutes will be glistening
A wonderful sight
‘Cause we’re pissed-off tonight
Burn the fucking system to the ground

Gone away is the COTUS
Due, in part, to the SCOTUS
An unpleasant plight
But they started this fight
Burn the fucking system to the ground

In the Congress they can build a strawman
Feigning that they do “the People’s work”
We’ll point out to them, “That’s not the law, man!”
(When the trapdoors open, we can watch them jerk)

Later on, we’ll conspire
To keep feeding the fire
And deal unafraid
With the mess that they’ve made
Burn the fucking system to the ground

Shotguns rack; if they’re listening
In their drawers they’ll be pissing
They’ve had their last chance
Now they’re soiling their pants
Burn the fucking system to the ground

Gone away is any pretense
Let’s put them on the defense
We just can’t go wrong
By saying, “so long!”
Burn the fucking system to the ground

In the meadow we can build a scaffold
And dispatch a number of these clowns
They’re so out of touch that they’ll be baffled
As to why their fetid fiefdom’s burning down

Our reaction’s pragmatic
We’ll remain quite phlegmatic
And cleanse the Beltway
The American way
Burn the fucking system to the ground

Paddy O'Furnijur
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2 years ago

Oh, great! Not only will I have that song stuck in my head, I’ll be searching mentally for all the lyrics that didn’t stick the first time I read it through.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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2 years ago

The last verse(?) reminds me of the Ceaușescu‘s.

dv8
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dv8
2 years ago

Linux Rob will love this.

dv8
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dv8
2 years ago

It’s so late no one may see this, but Linux Rob got back here on Thursday, He had a nice couple of days at his family gathering. Now, he’s back for an extended visit.

Hopefully he can relax a bit.

He doesn’t really want to work on the old labling machine at my job even if they pay him, so I’m not going to press him on it. I think it’ll be nice if he just rests up and has a nice relaxed time.