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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Happy “That Cat Is Out Of Sight, Man” Monday, Wheelizens!

Brenda update: Aside from feeling tired, yesterday was a decent day for her. She even ate a gyros on pita sammich and some fries for dinner and it didn’t taste “weird” to her.

She was up most of the night reading, which is rather normal weekend behavior for her (even when she was working). She’s sawing logs right now on the couch even as I type this and seems to be comfortable.

Fuck cancer.

I feel most unproductive, to say the least.

I think that Sven and I probably took up your slack yesterday. 😉

Got a solid draft of our response to the completely asinine “leak report” re HH-A HOA emailed to Mr. Attorney, Esq. yesterday for review / comments. (Jim was extremely pleased with it; we’ll see what lawbaw has to say.)

I think HH-A HOA is attempting to set JimCo up for a mold lawsuit, as we keep thwarting their attempts to grift / outright steal money from us. (That’s the hypothesis which best fits the facts we know at this time.)

Last edited 4 months ago by Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
dv8 -Ultra Maga Fascalistic Expy Alidocious
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For those of you who remember the video of Steve Vai using only one hand, here’s what he can do with both hands:

dv8 -Ultra Maga Fascalistic Expy Alidocious
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I hope that posted right. I can’t see it, of course, on TOR.

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
4 months ago

Good morning, Fatwa, and Dv8. Another day; another dollar.

Dv8: posted right.

Fatwa: Glad Brenda is doing as well as she is -- with her taste buds out of whack, perhaps terrible foods like gefilte fish will now be palatable?

Mac-that’s a good looking dresser in teh thread pic -- want.

Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
4 months ago

Happy Missing Cat Monday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, dv8 (and Harper!), and Sven!

dv8 -- thanks for the video!

Fatwa -- I’m glad Brenda is feeling better. Now that her taste is out of whack, has she changed her mind on cabbage rose upholstery and Capodimonte figurines?

Sven -- I hope your week isn’t too bad.

I’ve got back-to-back-to-back meetings from 8:30 to noon, then more in the afternoon. Happy Monday!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Drive-by:

Hiya, dv8 (and Harper!!1!), Sven and Paddy!

…with her taste buds out of whack, perhaps terrible foods like gefilte fish will now be palatable?

Sven --

As will probably not surprise you, that suggestion was made last week (including the chrain aka horseradish, which helps to mask the taste) and roundly rejected.

But I appreciate that you have our back. 🙂 (BTW, you haz email.)

dv8 --

Video shows in my browser, too.

Paddy --

Hope your meetings don’t overly suck.

BBL.

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
4 months ago

Whenever I used to leave the house, I always made sure I had like a $100 cash on me. Yesterday, I went to the market to just grab a few things for the next 2-3 days: $109. And I filled up my truck: $93. Instead of twenties anymore I’ll need to start taking hundreds.

Hi, Paddy and Dv8 -- good day to you both.

This week is a bit slower -- I could schedule more work for myself this weekend, but instead I think I’ll “overlook” a few things and maybe get this carp done during the week and not tell anybody.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Drive-by:

Mr. Attorney approved nastygram to HH-A HOA precisely as written and suggested one final “fuck you”; it was cheerfully added.

Emailed to property management company to forward to the Board; they’ll likely be needing some Preparation H this evening. 👿

Last edited 4 months ago by Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
4 months ago

How do you say “fuck you” in lawyerese?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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In this instance it was adding”…and request permission to be present…” to the last sentence of our letter

This nastygram was our response to an unsigned mockery of a farce of a “leak inspection” which consisted of exactly three poorly-written sentences, none of which were terminated with periods.

And two small low-res photos with zero context for the location.

I pointed out thirteen major flaws (including the old journalistic “Five Ws”) in terms of providing information and then requested they obtain a second opinion from someone actually qualified to perform such an inspection. I even recommended they contact the shingle manufacturer to inspect our work.. 👿

(Pretty sure we’re being clumsily set-up for a lawsuit…probably having something to do with “mold”.)

Last edited 4 months ago by Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist