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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Happy Klinton Kitteh Thursday, GN!

BK update: Currently asleep; yesterday turned into an “okay” day by the time I went to bed.

HH-A update: Nada. Sort of expecting a last-minute attempt at postponing mediation under some BS excuse; hope I’m wrong.

Possibly, so long as I can choose who to sacrifice.

I’m good with this and would be pleased to offer suggestions. (It’s a long list; just call me “Bloody Fatwa”.)

Glum, rainy weather this morning in Happy Larryville. Perhaps I can catch a break for my errand runs.

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Anonymous
2 months ago

Hi, Fatwa -- glad Brenda is on the Okay track.

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
2 months ago

Huh. Brandon has covid. Just yesterday, he had cancer. Poor old guy can’t catch a break.

Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
2 months ago

Sure Happy It’s Thursday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, Anonymous, and Sven!

Fatwa -- thanks for the BK update. Can you send some of your rain out this way?

Have y’all heard that Google Maps now labels the spot where Sponge Brain Sh!ts Pants fell off his bicycle as “Brandon Falls”?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Drive-by:

Hiya, Anonymous, Sven and Paddy!

Poor old guy can’t catch a break.

Maybe a hip? His neck?

I call BS on him having Teh Coof; I think it’s an excuse to keep Ol’ Mumbly Joe away from cameras, TelePrompTers and live “reporters” for a couple of weeks.

Have y’all heard that Google Maps now labels the spot where Sponge Brain Sh!ts Pants fell off his bicycle as “Brandon Falls”?

Nope. But I’ve seen that people have been taking photos there of them lying on the ground both with and without bikes.

I heartily approve.

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Just got back from WaddleMart; moar significant price increases and empty shelves. D.C. needs some very localized, concentrated sunshine.

Got-DAYUM I am furious right now.

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
2 months ago

Hello, Anon, Paddy, and Fatwa -- glad Brenda is doing OK today -- another hot one here today -- over 100 -- with more to come. The power has remained on, so far. With water restrictions, most everywhere you look is brown. I wonder what types of water conservation measures will be forced on golf courses and sports fields with natural turf? Something makes me think that they’ll be some type of carve out exception for those things.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Something makes me think that they’ll be some type of carve out exception for those things.

Of course…all of the big shots gotta be able to play golf and make their deals.

The masses must have their sportsball (in those nice taxpayer funded and maintained facilities). And there’s a shit-tonne of beer and auto advertising revenues to be earned. Plus profits to be rung-up by Big Media.

Brenda and I are paying for the Gwinnett Stripers (which I always read as “Strippers”) stadium which feeds the Braves new talent. Almost none of the promised “economic development” surrounding that colossal boondoggle has materialized, which is par for the (desiccated) course.