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Just Sven
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2 years ago

Coons gonna do what coons gonna do.

Happy Tuesday, GN.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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2 years ago

Happy CoonTuesday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Sven!

Coons, like dogs, aren’t picky about what they eat. They’re just thankful there’s food -- unlike cats.

I’m on my phone this morning due to a planned outage by my internet provider. The door hanger they dropped off listed two times: 5 am -- noon, and noon -- 6 pm. They drew a line through the morning slot, so naturally I assumed my internet would be down in the afternoon. Nope.

Just Sven
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2 years ago

Hi, Paddy. It’s funny that an internet provider would choose to notify customers by hanging a notice on their doors.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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2 years ago
Reply to  Just Sven

They’re also the local cable provider. The sent out emails 2-weeks ahead, then put door hangers out a week ahead. They actually finished right about on time. That kind of thing rarely happens with an IT upgrade.

Just Sven
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2 years ago

Well good on them for communicating well and doing what they said they were going to do.

Just Sven
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2 years ago

A funny ABC News headline: Inflation rises unexpectedly in August, sends stock market tumbling

Everything is always “unexpected” to these idiots.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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2 years ago
Reply to  Just Sven

Unless a Republican is in office. Then it’s “as we predicted, inflation rose to record levels as the administration fumbles to address the issue”.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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2 years ago
Reply to  Mac

Hi Mac!
Got to love that guy’s reaction -- when uncertain, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Just Sven
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2 years ago
Reply to  Mac

That’s pretty funny -- should have had a fire extinguisher handy instead of grabbing a jug of water.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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2 years ago
Reply to  Just Sven

Open the sliding glass door. Throw a towel or blanket over it, then drag it outside and throw it in the pool.

dv8
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dv8
2 years ago

wow!!

Just Sven
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2 years ago

Watching Brandon’s victory lap speech on fixing the economy. His opening act is James Taylor -- probably got that idea from John Kerry -- but at least he’s not singing you got a friend. At the moment, the DOW is down 1100 points.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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2 years ago
Reply to  Just Sven

The economy is fixed? That’s great! Or do you mean “Biden cut the balls off the economy”?

Last edited 2 years ago by Paddy O'Furnijur