Teh Squeaky Wheel
Coons gonna do what coons gonna do.
Happy Tuesday, GN.
Happy CoonTuesday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Sven!
Coons, like dogs, aren’t picky about what they eat. They’re just thankful there’s food -- unlike cats.
I’m on my phone this morning due to a planned outage by my internet provider. The door hanger they dropped off listed two times: 5 am -- noon, and noon -- 6 pm. They drew a line through the morning slot, so naturally I assumed my internet would be down in the afternoon. Nope.
Hi, Paddy. It’s funny that an internet provider would choose to notify customers by hanging a notice on their doors.
They’re also the local cable provider. The sent out emails 2-weeks ahead, then put door hangers out a week ahead. They actually finished right about on time. That kind of thing rarely happens with an IT upgrade.
Well good on them for communicating well and doing what they said they were going to do.
Everything is always “unexpected” to these idiots.
Unless a Republican is in office. Then it’s “as we predicted, inflation rose to record levels as the administration fumbles to address the issue”.
Got to get those electric vehicles!
Got to love that guy’s reaction -- when uncertain, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
He was a bit unsettled, wasn’t he.
That’s pretty funny -- should have had a fire extinguisher handy instead of grabbing a jug of water.
Open the sliding glass door. Throw a towel or blanket over it, then drag it outside and throw it in the pool.
Watching Brandon’s victory lap speech on fixing the economy. His opening act is James Taylor -- probably got that idea from John Kerry -- but at least he’s not singing you got a friend. At the moment, the DOW is down 1100 points.
The economy is fixed? That’s great! Or do you mean “Biden cut the balls off the economy”?