A more realistic depiction to go with “Blood Draw” would be a cat lying on its back inviting a tummy rub.
Good morning, GN. Another Medieval joke to start your work week.
Smell my bottom
Several persons were conversing in Florence, and each was wishing for something that would make him happy; such is always the case. One would have liked to be the Pope, another a king, a third something else, when a talkative child, who happened to be there, said, “I wish I were a melon.” “And for what reason?” they asked. “Because everyone would smell my bottom.” It was usual for those who want to buy a melon to apply their noses underneath.
I see Daniel Penny’s Legal Defense Fund has raised more than $2M as of today.
I’m still puzzled as to why the other two guys that helped restrain the guy that died also were not charged with manslaughter. I don’t suppose their race has anything to do with it.
A more realistic depiction to go with “Blood Draw” would be a cat lying on its back inviting a tummy rub.
Good morning, GN. Another Medieval joke to start your work week.
The rule for today --
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
Hai-cat? Cat-ku?
We know it’s not doggerel.
Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams.
My claws aren’t that sharp.
Next, cats will start doing puns. It’s the end days.
Happy “We’re going to get your blood one way or another” Monday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Sven!
Sven -- your joke reminds me of this cartoon by Kliban.
I’d change that to “Politicians on Parade.”
I see Daniel Penny’s Legal Defense Fund has raised more than $2M as of today.
I’m still puzzled as to why the other two guys that helped restrain the guy that died also were not charged with manslaughter. I don’t suppose their race has anything to do with it.