I’d like to see a contest today between Trump and Brandon performing holiday feats.
Event 1: Lighting a charcoal BBQ
Event 2: Cooking corn on the cob and hot dogs
Event 3: Lighting sparklers and holding them
Event 4: Lighting Roman Candles
Event 5: Lighting and throwing a string of firecrackers
Event 6: Singing the National Anthem
Points given for successfully completing each task in a timely fashion, style, and quality. Points deducted for each burn and injuries that bleed.
Happy 4th of July, GN!
I’d like to see a contest today between Trump and Brandon performing holiday feats.
Event 1: Lighting a charcoal BBQ
Event 2: Cooking corn on the cob and hot dogs
Event 3: Lighting sparklers and holding them
Event 4: Lighting Roman Candles
Event 5: Lighting and throwing a string of firecrackers
Event 6: Singing the National Anthem
Points given for successfully completing each task in a timely fashion, style, and quality. Points deducted for each burn and injuries that bleed.
You could put that on pay-per-view and make bank.
Happy Independence Day, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Sven!
Sven -- I hope your power stays on today.
We’ve got friends and family coming over for dinner, so there’s lot’s of chores to be done.
The propane in the bbq ran out just as the burgers finished.