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Just Sven
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8 days ago

Happy 4th of July, GN!

I’d like to see a contest today between Trump and Brandon performing holiday feats.

Event 1: Lighting a charcoal BBQ
Event 2: Cooking corn on the cob and hot dogs
Event 3: Lighting sparklers and holding them
Event 4: Lighting Roman Candles
Event 5: Lighting and throwing a string of firecrackers
Event 6: Singing the National Anthem

Points given for successfully completing each task in a timely fashion, style, and quality. Points deducted for each burn and injuries that bleed.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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8 days ago
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You could put that on pay-per-view and make bank.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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8 days ago

Happy Independence Day, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Sven!

Sven -- I hope your power stays on today.

We’ve got friends and family coming over for dinner, so there’s lot’s of chores to be done.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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7 days ago

The propane in the bbq ran out just as the burgers finished.