Last Friday’s Caption Contest: The Votening

Last week we captioned:

A fat boy in a starving land full of No Dongs.

Now, you will vote!

Winners will receive a free non-expense paid trip to Happy Larry-ville, GA where you will enjoy the lumpy guest mattress of your fabulous hosts, BrendaK and Fatwa. You will enjoy mowing their lawn twice a week, and will be treated to the best gruel in the South! With a biscuit! Just one biscuit, mind you. It’s not like we’re made of biscuits, you know.

Holy Frijoli, It’s Captioning Time!

It’s Friday Night Captioning!

Y’know what’s worse than a tanked economy and shaky banks?  Worse even than some leathery bint from the IMF teaming up with the UN to try to disarm every-damn-body except for celebrities and politicians?  This is worse than that:

A fat boy in a starving land full of No Dongs.

Still, there must be some laughter even in the Hermit Crab Shack Kingdom, and you’re just the men/women/gerbils to let the world have a giggle when you CAPTION THAT.