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Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
9 years ago

Sure Happy It’s Thursday, Gerbil Nation!
Another Thursday, another test. We’ll see if those students who say they want to improve their grade actually put in the effort to improve it.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
9 years ago

Good morning-

Hot and dry and windy in SoCal. We’re getting 40mph gusts and the humidity stands at 10%. Suppose to hit the mid-90s in our area.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Sure Happy It’s Thursday here -- and presumably elsewhere -- GN!

TeX --

So sorry that you have a cow-worker who’s a moh-ron; I certainly know how frustrated I’d be with a similar situation…criminy!

Sven --

Ouch! Glad that the pellet didn’t penetrate your jeans. (And that Mrs. S has good aim.) ūüėČ

BBL.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
9 years ago

Heh. Today I’ll try to talk her into using a Taser!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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That brings to mind a phrase about teh “barbed something something of Sven”.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Abracadabra allakazam…us Jooooooooos are sorcerers.

Mehdi Taeb, a well-known cleric and close confidante of Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, disclosed to a group of students recently that ‚Äúthe Jews‚ÄĚ unleashed their powers of witchcraft upon the Iranian elections of 2009. Thankfully, their occult schemes were thwarted.

Bummer…despite having David Blaine, David Copperfield and Teller in our corner, FAIL!

Further evidence of our perniciousness:

Huh. I never knew that I could shoot Silly String from my fingertips like some sort of Semetic Spiderman‚Ķwhy am I always the last to find out about this stuff? Guess I’m not one of teh “cool Joooooooos”.

*Sniff*

Nonetheless, I ought to give this witchcraft thingy a shot.

*Waggles fingertips in terrifying manner and uses spooky voice*

“Eye of newt and fish of gefilte‚Ķgive Ayatollah Khamenei a kileh!”*

[* Yiddish for “hernia”]

Hope he winds-up with a truss that chafes his naughty bits‚Ķthat’ll show him.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Har! I love unexpected search results.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Dead thread, eh?

I blame teh Jooooooooos. (The Mogen David is how you know this isn’t a drawing of a surly, pantsless Norwegian bank robber.)

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
9 years ago

Ugh. Hasn’t cooled down much yet altho the humidity is up to like 17%. Camarillo fire burning to the ocean-about 8,000 acres so far. Suppose to be hotter tomorrow but less windy.

California-gotta love it.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
9 years ago

Backhoe has reposted the story that NedraZ wrote when BH and Miss Emily’s Taffy died.
http://www.freedominion.ca/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=132803&sid=e17289df91495271a1b52b3e18260ace&start=10080#p1781609

Jerry Atrick
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9 years ago

Kate
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Kate
9 years ago

It’s a full week of Mondays, I’m sure. Ant insurgencies, overdue tax payments, electrical problems causing beer to get warm!!!!!!!, soda gun not working, helpful volunteers advertising on FB that our Friday Night Bar will be a Cinco de Mayo theme without mentioning it to the 1 person in charge of the menu and the liquor ordering!!!! and 7:30 am has been the latest start of the work day. I will be very thankful this Friday. even more so Sunday. I vaguely remember having Sunday off.
X: {SMISH} remember I can wield a bat as well as an ax for you. I hear it is very warm in CA right now; I could use some warm.
Fatwa: Keith’s Funeral Home & BBQ does not allow silly string. You may have to keep your hands in your pockets tomorrow night. ( Please remind Jerrie if he has come to town to get his prize. I’m assuming he will have to wear pants to have pockets . . . )