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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
9 years ago

Sure Happy It’s Thursday, Gerbil Nation!
After three days of listening to student presentations all day, my brain is about to leak out of my ears or run screaming down the hall.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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G’day, Wheelizens!
Hiya, Paddy!


Aieeeeeeeeeee!!11!”

As I ought to have expected, the AoSHQ Morons had much mirth at Bashir’s expense yesterday.

And I’m enjoying watching officials of teh N-word squirming on Capitol Hill this morning. Commissioners, meet Saul Alinsky… 😉

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
9 years ago

Verizon? Never heard of it.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Verizon Constitution? Never heard of it.

FTFY, Sven.

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
9 years ago

Heh. Yeah, for an administration headed by the smartest man ever to hold the office and a Constitutional Professor to boot, they seem to have a remarkably skewed view of America.

But then again, Bush did it too.

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
9 years ago

At first I thought this was a story about Michelle Obama making some extra cash, but then realized my error:

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/06/good-grief-government-blew-800000-of-stimulus-cash-on-african-genital-washing/

Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
9 years ago

Ew! There are just too many words in that post that should never be put together!

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
9 years ago

Probably a worser job than Cat Anal Expresser or Scum Sucker.

Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
9 years ago

Well, we’ve already got scum suckers in the White House…

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Need moar cat anal expressers. (That’s probably a job title at teh IRS.)

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
9 years ago

From Mayors that Know Better and are Against Guns and Teabaggers:

Call Governor Sandoval’s office today at 1 (888) 966-9224 and, when prompted, PRESS 1 to support background checks for all gun sales in Nevada.

Of course after you complete the call, press 2.

Minteh
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Minteh
9 years ago

I love the LOLturtle
Hi all!
*poof*

Jerry Atrick
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9 years ago

GOOD AFTERNOON/EVENING EVERYONE.

Greetings from cool & cloudy Bountiful.

I sure do hope y’all are having a great day, ’cause you just know I am.

Jerry Atrick
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9 years ago

Happy Birthday to momma Atrick who would have been 100 today. She celebrated her 31st birthday with the news of the landings in France.

Jerry Atrick
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9 years ago

And in remembrance of my favorite uncle, Uncle Bill. He participated in D-day. The prototypical GI.

Jerry Atrick
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9 years ago

Sadly, my neighbor and friend Fran passed away yesterday morning. She was surrounded by her immediate family. I really miss her already.

Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
9 years ago
Reply to  Jerry Atrick

I’m sorry for your loss, Jerrie.

Have you decided which muntin thickness you want in your new sliders, or do you need to live with the “mixed bag” for a while longer?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Jerry Atrick

Sorry to hear that, Jerry; our condolences.

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
9 years ago

Thoughts and prayers, Jerry.

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
9 years ago

Our first good fire of the season has started. About 2.5 miles west of us with winds from the west at about 8mph. Smoked out here and getting some ash dropping. No air assets as of yet-ground crews working the perimeter.

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
9 years ago

Looks like they got a handle on it-burned about 40 acres, no structures, but man, a lot of smoke and ash coming down on us.

I blame the sequester.

Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
9 years ago

Glad it didn’t get any closer.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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SHOCKER: U.S. mining data from 9 leading Internet firms; companies deny knowledge!!1!!

The National Security Agency and the FBI are tapping directly into the central servers of nine leading U.S. Internet companies, extracting audio and video chats, photographs, e-mails, documents, and connection logs that enable analysts to track one target or trace a whole network of associates, according to a top-secret document obtained by The Washington Post.

The program, code-named PRISM, has not been made public until now. It may be the first of its kind. The NSA prides itself on stealing secrets and breaking codes, and it is accustomed to corporate partnerships that help it divert data traffic or sidestep barriers. But there has never been a Google or Facebook before, and it is unlikely that there are richer troves of valuable intelligence than the ones in Silicon Valley.

Equally unusual is the way the NSA extracts what it wants, according to the document: “Collection directly from the servers of these U.S. Service Providers: Microsoft, Yahoo, Google, Facebook, PalTalk, AOL, Skype, YouTube, Apple.”

Ruh roh.

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
9 years ago

“PRISM? Never heard of it. BTW, has anyone seen Michelle? My genitals are a little dirty.” Barack Obama.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Euuuuuuuuuw!