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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Pleasant mid-week greetings from drizzly Larryville, GN!

Continued thoughts of Elena, Mac, family and friends; Mama Mouse must have been very special.

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The thought of RabBeet and K8-E concocting “schemes” together terrifies me for some reason. 😉

Why every good plan needs to include follow-through:

The perps spent two painstaking months plotting their $200,000 stickup of a Queens check-cashing store last year — and theorized that switching races would help, authorities said.

So the crew turned to a well-known special-effects company CFX Composite Effects — which has worked on such flicks as “2 Guns” and “Wolverine’’ — for their disguises, officials said.

These three guys spent $2K on “white guy” masks; they knew “it takes money to make money”. However…

The major break in the case came after police discovered an e-mail from Byam to CFX offering a hearty endorsement after the robbery, according to police.

“I’m sending you this message to say I’m extremely pleased by CFX work on the mask,” he allegedly wrote.

“The realism of the mask is unbelievable.”

Thoughtful. And stupid.

Meanwhile, the crooks began blowing their $200,000 windfall on pricey Gucci and Louis Vuitton threads, authorities said. One member of the crew even forked over $11,000 for Rolex watch.

D’oh!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Did teh thread rodent bring enough bubble gum for everybody??

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
8 years ago

Good morning, Gerbil Nation!
I see Mac found a generous marmot/ground hog/prairie dog for the thread pic.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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He will happily share his if you want part of it.

Oh, NOM!!1! (So long as it contains a legally acceptable level of rat droppings, insect parts and other non-food materials; otherwise euuuuuuuu.) 😉

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Jerry Atrick
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8 years ago

Firsties, just like yesterday!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Why yes…yes he is.