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Rabbit
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Rabbit
8 years ago

Cuddle and Hug O grabbin’!

Rabbit
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Rabbit
8 years ago

Nevermind. They closed down the “Cuddle & Hug ” shop before it opened.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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G’mornin’ from Happy Larryville, GN!
Heya, RabBeet!

This bein’ Hump Day, I think our Congress and POSOTUS ought to all go hump themselves. But it’s a given they’ll hump us instead; it’s what they do…it’s who they are.

I suspect RabBeet was referring to this story:

MADISON, Wisc. -- The doors of a new business set to open today, will remain closed until city concerns have been allayed. So what’s the business? Why the concern? It’s called The Snuggle House and it offers cuddles and hugs from “professional” snugglers.

One wonders if they’re graduates of a particularly silly degree program at teh university. One also wonders if regional restaurant chain Huddle House offers huddles.

“Here’s your patty melt, hon; now go get embraced by those those very large padded men…” (ProTip: Don’t order the sausage.)

However, the Snuggle House’s assistant manager Emily Noon told a local reporter that clients sign contracts and any contract between a client and a snuggler will have enforced boundaries: “Intimate, non-sexual touch,” Noon says. She also explained that their business model is based on a successful snuggery in Rochester, New York. She also claims that cuddling businesses have popped up in California and Colorado.

M’kay.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

Tim McClintock: http://mcclintock.house.gov/2013/10/the-debt-crisis.shtml

Mark Levin was going on yesterday about this floor speech. It is quite good.

And good morning!

Rabbit
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Rabbit
8 years ago

Yeah, Fatwa, BW & I saw the news story this morning. They showed a an interview taken on a bare bed mattress & a sot of a bunch of mattresses leaning against a wall. In my day we called ’em whorehouses. Bw said “why aren’t they even pretending to give massages?’

Just got back from Twitchy & found the video “Chinese Food” by the maker of Rebecca Blacks “Friday”.
I love chow mo-mo-mo-mo mein.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
8 years ago

Happy Snuggly Hump Day, Gerbil Nation!
Does the Snuggle House offer Bear Hugs? For an extra fee do they offer bare hugs? Does Fatwa’s local Huddle House offer Bubble and Squeak and do you have to sign a waiver?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hai, Sven and Paddy!

In my day we called ‘em whorehouses.

Thanks for not referring to me as “sonny” or “whippersnapper”. 😉

Bw said “why aren’t they even pretending to give massages?’

Heh.

Does Fatwa’s local Huddle House offer Bubble and Squeak…

Nope…but I’ll bet Jerry’s does (if he haz one). Around these here parts, they offer Bubba & Squeak.

“Ow…quit it!”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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For any Gerbs who haven’t seen this: regular poster at Kos gets new California health insurance quotes and is, erm, unpleasantly surprised. Writes post and is hilariously lambasted by other KosKiddies.

Hysterical, low-information broadside attacks like this sound trollish to me.

Could be a sleeper.

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wah! wah! I hate Obamcare! You sound like Ted Cruz.

Much more “smite teh unbeliever!” at teh link.

My amusement was greatly tempered by the fact many of these “reality-based” morons vote.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

Reality bites.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Tarnation…I’ve kilt anither one!

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Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

It’s just sleeping, Fatwa.

Glancing at teh news, I see that we are saved. Hip hip hurrah and all that.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
8 years ago
Reply to  Machinist

Very nice! What make?
What do you have to do to allow it to feed hollowpoints?

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
8 years ago
Reply to  Machinist

I understand what you mean about the special attachment.

I have a Springfield Armory 1911 that likes both Hydra-Shoks and Silver-tip, but is picky about other bullet profiles. I also have my father-in-law’s CMP Remington Rand 1911A1 that he only used ball ammo in. One or both may be a candidate for a reliability package at some point.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
8 years ago
Reply to  Machinist

$55 -- $100?? I would not have expected to pay that little for a craftsman’s time and talents.

I appreciate the info, Mac.