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Rabbit
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Rabbit
8 years ago

O grabbin’!

Rabbit
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Rabbit
8 years ago

Need more coffee, yes.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Friday frolics from Happy Larryville, GN!
Buenas dias, RabBeet!

I’m way beyond disgusted with the fed govt and have moved further into the land of apathy which sits right next door to the province of mockery.

Plenty of room here in teh Principality of FY, TW.™ (Sure, our founder’s an arsehole, but he’s a fair-minded arsehole. And he’ll mostly leave you alone as he, too, prefers to be mostly left alone. Also, cookies.) 😉

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Blimey!

The National Park Service director told Congress on Wednesday that he had to shut down the open-air memorials on the Mall during the government shutdown because of terrorism, saying that closing them was the only way to protect them “in a post-9/11 world.”

Director Jonathan B. Jarvis also said his agency had received intelligence showing an increased threat of danger since the shutdown began — though he would not tell two House committees what those warnings were.

What a steaming load of frisch.

Mr. Issa said the monuments on the Mall remained open during the 1995-1996 shutdowns, and wanted to know why Mr. Jarvis acted differently this time.

The director said the threat of terrorism makes things different.

“We’ve always been at war with Eurasia Eastasia wrong-thinking citizens.”

Mr. Jarvis acknowledged he ran his closure plans by the White House, though he couldn’t remember who he spoke with. He said the decisions were his, not the White House’s.

If you’re gonna fall on your own sword, kindly have the common decency to use a real one, you POS.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
8 years ago

Happy Friday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, RabBiT and Fatwa!

Fatwa -- I’m sure the NPS director is very sorry “if you were offended” by the closures. He might even acknowledge (if enough pressure is applied) that “mistakes were made”, but if they were, I’m sure he’d counsel us all to “move forward” and not dwell in the past. After all, at this point “what difference does it really make”?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hai, Paddy; sad “heh”.

If it were up to me, I’d slather Mr. Jarvis in peanut butter, dress him in Lady Gaga’s meat suit and chain him to a tree at Yellowstone.

“Aiiieeeee…bearorists!!111!!”

Om nom nom.


“Where’s your Ranger Smith now???”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Oops…I did it again; dadblame it!

TSWadministrator
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8 years ago

GREETINGS AND A WARM WELCOME TO OUR FOUNDING LEADER —

Howdy Sinner!

Come on in and make yourself ta’ home. We’ve missed you so.

Jerry Atrick
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8 years ago

Ooooh, ooooh, I bet Sinner is here for the Friday night captioning contest. Poor guy, he doesn’t know that I have already won it!

Jerry Atrick
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8 years ago

I’ve been pondering the awful, terrible and disgusting Washington REDSKINS name, ’cause it’s all in teh news. I think I’ve found the perfect compromise that will please all those poor, poor far-left-tards.

The Washington BUREAUCRATS -- players “who work by fixed routine without exercising intelligent judgment.” I think that’s about it.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

I hate to disagree with you Jerrie, but the perfect name for the Washington Redskins would be the “Washington Obamas”. What better way to honor this transformational man, the cleanest, smartest, most articulate man to ever occupy the office, to celebrate this tremendous moment in American history, than by linking his name with America’s first president?

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

My captions for tonite’s contest: “Because f8ck you, that’s why” along with “They always sag like that”.

An hey Sinner, hope all is well.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Scamper-by:

Glad teh thread’s feeling better.

GREETINGS AND A WARM WELCOME TO OUR FOUNDING LEADER —

Um, Moses? Thomas Jefferson?

El Presidente -- teh yay!!11eleventy! A laurel…and hearty handshake to ya!

…hey Sinner, hope all is well.

Seconded!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Oh…my losing captions for this evening:

1) “My wife??!? I thought that was your wife!”

2) “Maaaaaaan…that’s even worse than biting the testicles off of sheep.”

3) “She’s so ugly, it looks like her neck threw-up!”