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Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
7 years ago

Good morning!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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No matter how happy Happy Larryville is, Monday = Gaaaaaaaaah!!!1!
Hai, Sven!

Mac --

Wow…I didn’t know there was any video of that unfortunate little episode at BlushingBrideK’s and my wedding; cool!

I think I prefer my mom’s old method. Yank me out by my arm and stuff me in the old Vista Cruiser ’til she was done shopping.

Which would now likely qualify as child endangerment, child abuse, reckless behavior and goodness knows what other “overcharging” by the authorities in order to elicit some sort of plea deal.

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Being Chicago-born, I’m tempted to call my Congress-sphincter’s office and politely ask what the fee schedule is to actually get questions answered. (And record the conversation, since GA is a one-party state in re recording conversations.)

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago

Happy Veteran’s Day, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Sven and Fatwa!
Fatwa -- heh! I’d love to hear the recording!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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I suspect they’d at least feign being offended…despite the fact that six separate attempts to get meaningful -- much less honest -- responses via email and phone have completely failed.

Unless someone let’s the mask slip for a moment and I get a straight answer re the going rates for baksheesh. (Of course, I could never trust the veracity of the paid-for answers, given that I’ve already been told an insultingly blatant falsehood.)

Brenda and I have no representation in the House whatsoever, and that’s not okay. I just don’t know how to fix that.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Machinist

You know us well, sir. 😉

BrendaK
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7 years ago

Lol!

X_LA_Native
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7 years ago

Which would now likely qualify as child endangerment, child abuse, reckless behavior and goodness knows what other “overcharging” by the authorities in order to elicit some sort of plea deal.

Yeah, I know.
I figure by the third broken arm, my parents would have been under investigation -- if today’s rules were in effect.

And ditto the recording, I’d especially get a giggle at the pause following the mention of “fee schedule”.

Happy Veteran’s Day and thank you to all who’ve served.

I’m proofing our product with “Band of Brothers” running in another window. It’s nice to view without commercials.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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And ditto the recording, I’d especially get a giggle at the pause following the mention of “fee schedule”.

It’s sorely tempting. If someone takes offense, my explanation/excuse: “Hey, I’m originally from Chicago where they’re pretty upfront about their quid pro quo; since y’all are more genteel ’round here, just thought I’d ask politely.”

Alas, I think there are federal laws against “witless intimidation”. 😉

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Buwahahahaha: Pornography Found On ObamaCare Website:

Washington, DC — More bad news for ObamaCare as users of its website Healthcare.gov report finding Obscene material on ObamaCare website material on a number of its signup pages. CGI Federal, the IT contractor responsible for the site said the obscene content was uploaded by a disgruntled employee.

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The graphic material was viewable Friday evening between 8PM – 9PM PST. Users reported the images to customer support which then had the content removed from the server.

Bonus points if that material was under either the “ObamaCare and You” or “About Us” menu.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
7 years ago

Bummer. I missed it. But I bet it wasnt porn at all; probably just some health-oriented and anatomy videos and such.

Sad to think there might have been a disgruntled employee--sounds like healthcare.gov was a dream job--helping the country out, supporting obama’s signature program, saving the country from those evil tea baggers, etc.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Machinist

My CongressCornMamba has an “R” after his name, but they’re pretty much all the same any more: corrupt, unaccountable oath-breaking scum.

He’s just another attorney who -- as far as I can tell -- has never had a job in the private sector. And he’s a fakey-pretend “godly” man.

Kate
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Kate
7 years ago

Mac: I’m beginning to think you work for the NSA. Get outta my nightmares!
Fatwa: Considering our old County Commissioner allegedly required a $10,000 donation to his re-election fund ( running un-opposed) to get a street repave moved onto the actual to-do list, you won’t be getting any answers ’till you win that lottery. twice.
X!: Glad my little ones are now big enough I can abandon them and the cart in Walmart if they act up.
Sven: My little Sis and her husband loved their Alaskan cruise. Lots of snuggle under the blanket time. . .

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
7 years ago
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Hope so, Kate. It will be like the biggest vacation thing ever and I do hope it goes well. Mrs Sven deserves it.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
7 years ago

Whenever I hear this from LA Guns, can’t help but think of Obama:

Some lie for love, some lie for fame
Some lie for trust, some lie in vain
Some lie for love, some lie for gain
But I lie for you baby, in the pouring rain