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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Sunday salutations from Happy Larryville, GN…where we may have some more icy fun toward the middle of the coming week. Imagine my delight. 😉

Is Al Gore coming for a visit?

Just Sven
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Just Sven
9 years ago

Good morning and happy Sunday! Looks like a spa day for the lucky cat above--once the brushing is done it will be time to express the lucky feline’s anal glands!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Just Sven

Hai, Sven!

[dramaticannouncervoice]

“This looks like a job for…SVEN’S MOBILE ANAL SAC EXPRESSION!!1!!”

[/dramaticannouncervoice]

 photo SvensMobileAnalSac_zps326b2511.jpg

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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This is somewhat odd: ‘Dumb Starbucks’ coffee shop opens in Los Feliz:

A store labeled as “Dumb Starbucks,” using the Starbucks corporate logo and bearing an almost identical look to an actual Starbucks, opened up in Los Feliz on Friday, according to employees.

I strongly suspect this is a publicity stunt for a film or TV show, as their FAQ -- available at the link -- claims it’s “a work of parody art”. (Which, from a legal standpoint, I rather doubt; however, IANAL.*)

AlsoNotALawyerK thinks it may be an attempt to foment a court case which will damage “fair use” law. Or that “they’re just bone-headedly stupid”.

[* Subliminal message promoting Sven’s business.]

Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
9 years ago

A blessed Sabbath, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa and Sven!
Dumb Starbucks and Expressive Anal Sacs -- what a combination!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hai, Paddy!

Dumb Starbucks and Expressive Anal Sacs — what a combination!

“I’d like a Dumb Venti with soy milk and a double shot of expressed…” 😉

X_LA_Native
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9 years ago

Um, ew?

As parody art, I kind of see it. As a statement against the ludicrousness of fourteen different Italian coffee sizes and all the convoluted combinations of half-caff, decaf, soy, et. al. I see it too.
On the other hand, if you wanted to do something like that, why not open a store next door to a $tarbuck$ and call it “A Coffee Shop”?

/yeah, I have my “issues” with $tarbuck$.

Good Sunday morning to all y’all. I’m trying to get *some* chores done, but they’re small ones since my back has really NOT been cooperating with my intentions over the last couple of days.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  X_LA_Native

Hai, TeX!

Um, ew?

Does the question mark indicate you’re unsure if that was gross enough? ‘Cause I can fix that.

Bummer that your back acting-up; try to resist pushing yourself too hard. (I’m not a doctor, but being a Joooo, I’m at least halfway there. Ditto being a CPA, attorney and jeweler.)

Jerry Atrick
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9 years ago

My anal sacs are quite expressive. Some would say theatrical even.

Jerry Atrick
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9 years ago

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!

Greetings from delightful Bountiful.

I sure do hope y’all have an expressive day, ’cause you just know I will.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Jerry Atrick

Jerry!!!1!!!!11

Glad you finally made it home!

Some would say theatrical even.

Ta-daaaaaaaaa!

Hope we’ll get to see a video of you and Sarah racing around teh house soon. (Do you cheat by, erm, “greasing the rails”?)

Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
9 years ago

Having imposed myself on Jerry’s good graces enjoyed Jerry’s hospitality on more than one occasion, I can categorically state…

that I’m not going to comment.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Just made Sunday brunch (instead of chocolate croissants); not something we do too often. I was deeply disappointed with the quality of the Gwaltney Brown Sugar Bacon as it was clearly end-cut or other trim and neither labeled -- nor priced -- as such v. competitors’ products.

And the carpy coding of the “comments” box at their website further irritated me for several reasons.

As such, I think it’s high time to write a new post for my languishing moron blog over the next day or two. (I haz pictures, too.) 😉

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Ow…quit it!