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Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
7 years ago

“If I can get it to revolve 360 degrees, will that thing in it fall out?”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Sunday greetings from thawed and Happy Larryville, GN!

Hai, early-to-rise Sven!

“If I can get it to revolve 360 degrees, will that thing in it fall out?”

Heh. Alternatively, it could be used like a salad spinner to remove excess, erm, water.

Maybe I’m just dumb. I could swear that Fatwa said that earthquake made BK’s butt look fat.

Nope…I think you said that, RabBeet; I’ll thank you not to conflate my bride with FLOTUS, madame. 😉

AFAIC, SackO’SugarK’s butt is juuuuust the right seismic.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago

A blessed Sabbath, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Sven!
I hope the Gerbils affected by this latest storm have had a chance to thaw out.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago

Good morning, Fatwa!
My manners are somewhere in Bountiful, frozen to the clothesline.

Did you just put Brenda’s butt and an earthquake reference in the same sentence?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Why yes…yes I did.

In a most flattering manner, I might point out. Because ginger. 😉

BrendaK
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7 years ago

Yes. Yes, he did.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  BrendaK

Uh oh…this probably should serve as a reminder of the old adage “Do not taunt Happy Fun Coder”:

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
7 years ago

In order to make perfect bacon, how often do you turn it? My opinion is that you place it on the griddle, flip once, then flip again. That’s what? Two flips plus the original placement.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Sven 2-0

That’s pretty much my preferred method as it often seems to go from “crispy” to “singed” pretty fast even over moderate heat.

OTOH, bacon-frying advice from a Jooooo might suggest a second opinion is advisable.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
7 years ago

I think God is talking to me this weekend. It is somewhat disconcerting. That’ll teach me to ask Him questions.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Sven 2-0

One of my paternal grandma’s aphorisms was, “If you don’t ask, you don’t find out.”

(She was also fond of puncturing pompous blowhards with, “The only big-shot I know is God.”)

Once again, taking advice from a Jooooo may be contra-indicated…given that we’ve been more-or-less “arguing” with God for something like fifty-seven centuries. And look where that’s often gotten us. 😉