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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Gaaaaaaaaaaaah! from moderately warm and drizzly Larryville, GN!

Mac --

Quite an appropriate thread pic for a Monday; well-played.

…teh Washer is agitating in the good way.

K8-E --

That’s certainly better than if it were agitating for a “living wage”. Hope it lasted long enough to wash the last of teh linens for today. (And that you didn’t have to resort to getting KFH&BBQ’s Santa to manually agitate the entire machine.) 😉

Aside from that, I got nothin’; BBL.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

In the battle of the ‘aggrieved minorities’, who will win????

So a lesbian walks into a Muslim barbershop, and asks for a “businessmen’s haircut”.

It sounds like the beginning of a joke, but it really happened, and now a government agency called the Human Rights Tribunal of Ontario will hear her complaint.

Faith McGregor is the lesbian who doesn’t like the girly cuts that they do at a salon. She wants the boy’s hairdo.

Omar Mahrouk is the owner of the Terminal Barber Shop in Toronto. He follows Shariah law, so he thinks women have cooties. As Mahrouk and the other barbers there say, they don’t believe in touching women other than their own wives.

Because I’m a giver, here’s a warning from my old “Open Letter to ‘Moderate’ Muslims” in ’06:

And trust me, you definitely don’t wanna agitate lesbians (which, granted, isn’t all that difficult to do). I will enjoy the resulting mayhem when you tell women in flannel shirts, overalls, steel-toed work boots and Kim Jong Il haircuts that they are now second-class citizens and must submit to the whims of males.

I’m sure you won’t mind having your testicles forcibly relocated to the vicinity of your epiglottis while being regaled with readings from poorly-written tracts decrying “patriarchal societies”.

Paddy O'Furnijur
10 years ago

Good afternoon, Gerbil Nation!
Good day, Fatwa!

Considering most of the foolishness that the Canadian HRT has been involved with, I’m ready to sit back with some popcorn and enjoy watching all three parties take it in the shorts.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

I’m trying to sort out a version of “Rock, Paper, Scissors” along the lines of “Work Boot, Statist Goon, Scimitar”; the problem is that Statist Goon can always change the rules and defeat both of the other two. And Scimitar could always change to ‘Splodey Vest and eliminate all three.

My best guess is that, since Muslims are far more prone to extreeeeeeeeeme violence than the Canuckistanian gummint or lesbians, the barber shop will prevail. Either that, or at least one party will die.

Good times, good times. 😉

Just Sven
10 years ago

I’ll throw five bucks on the lesbians.

Just Sven
10 years ago

Is Ukraine still standings? Seems like their deadline is about now or so to lay down their arms.

Funny thing too. America dismantled its shuttle program because of costs and such and we were going to rely on the Russians at several million dollars a pop to fly us back and forth to the space station. We didnt just put the program away in a warehouse for a rainy day-we tore the whole thing down, sold off the parts, washed our hands of going into space and back. How’s that looking right about now?

How could we be so fu*king dumb?