It played like a scene in a movie: police were called to the Venice boardwalk Tuesday when a man started walking around with a chainsaw, yelling at passersby.
Since I’ve seen guys juggling chainsaws there, ditto barking moonbats -- and Venice Beach is such a locus for cray-cray -- I sorta wonder what about this particular chap caused someone to call the cops?
Sure Happy It’s Thursday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa!
I think the chainsaw-guy in Venice is lucky the cops didn’t shoot him when he didn’t put down the chainsaw. Yeah, the chainsaw wasn’t running, but what does that matter?
What was he doing with a fully-automatic assault chainsaw? Do you realize how many limbs you can remove with a single squeeze of the trigger? Without having to stop to re-fuel? Nobody needs anything like that, except lumberjacks!
Goooooood morniiiiiiiiiing, GN!
People probably thought this guy was a street performer at first: Irate Man Walks Along Venice Boardwalk With Chainsaw
Since I’ve seen guys juggling chainsaws there, ditto barking moonbats -- and Venice Beach is such a locus for cray-cray -- I sorta wonder what about this particular chap caused someone to call the cops?
Sure Happy It’s Thursday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa!
I think the chainsaw-guy in Venice is lucky the cops didn’t shoot him when he didn’t put down the chainsaw. Yeah, the chainsaw wasn’t running, but what does that matter?
We should ban chainsaws. For the children.
And good morning Fatwa and Paddy!
What was he doing with a fully-automatic assault chainsaw? Do you realize how many limbs you can remove with a single squeeze of the trigger? Without having to stop to re-fuel? Nobody needs anything like that, except lumberjacks!
Lumberjacks should not be allowed to have them, either, because they enable the patriarchal culture of Gaia rape.
As our godlet-in-chief said, “I mean, I do think at a certain point you’ve cut down enough trees.”
Also, all the cutters on chainsaw chains should be micro-stamped.