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Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Goooooood morniiiiiiiiiing, GN!

People probably thought this guy was a street performer at first: Irate Man Walks Along Venice Boardwalk With Chainsaw

It played like a scene in a movie: police were called to the Venice boardwalk Tuesday when a man started walking around with a chainsaw, yelling at passersby.

Since I’ve seen guys juggling chainsaws there, ditto barking moonbats -- and Venice Beach is such a locus for cray-cray -- I sorta wonder what about this particular chap caused someone to call the cops?

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago

Sure Happy It’s Thursday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa!

I think the chainsaw-guy in Venice is lucky the cops didn’t shoot him when he didn’t put down the chainsaw. Yeah, the chainsaw wasn’t running, but what does that matter?

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
7 years ago

We should ban chainsaws. For the children.

And good morning Fatwa and Paddy!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

What was he doing with a fully-automatic assault chainsaw? Do you realize how many limbs you can remove with a single squeeze of the trigger? Without having to stop to re-fuel? Nobody needs anything like that, except lumberjacks!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Lumberjacks should not be allowed to have them, either, because they enable the patriarchal culture of Gaia rape.

As our godlet-in-chief said, “I mean, I do think at a certain point you’ve cut down enough trees.”

Also, all the cutters on chainsaw chains should be micro-stamped.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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