April 14, 2014 (CHICAGO) — Nahshon Shelton didn’t want to pay the 22-cent tax on his $1.79 two-liter of Pepsi on Saturday afternoon, Chicago police said.
So he allegedly pulled a blue-steel Intratec .22-caliber submachine gun out of his Gucci satchel inside the convenience store in the 4000 block of West Madison Street where they tried to make him pay it and he threatened to kill everyone there, a prosecutor said.
This “is my neighborhood, I’m tax exempt!” he would later allegedly tell the cops, the Sun-Times is reporting. “Man, you know what, I’ll keep it real. I had to put them in their place.”
Sounds like one o’ them racist Teathuglikkkans to me.
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Maaaaan…this guy was really unhappy about paying tax on his soda:
Sounds like one o’ them racist Teathuglikkkans to me.
Sure Happy It’s Thursday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa!
Happy birthday, two of VII, Sven! I ordered a Viking birthday cake, but I don’t think the bakery understood what I wanted.
Happy birthday seven of seven, Brenda!
I got you a cake, too!
Poop rainbows and skittles! Thanks!
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