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Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
7 years ago

“…but I do have lots of love in my heart. Much more than any cat.”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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G’day, GN!

Hola, Sven!

Today in tone-deaf press releases: VA Meets With Healthcare Industry to Discuss Best Scheduling Practices!!!1!

WASHINGTON – Acting Secretary of Veterans Affairs Sloan Gibson today announced that the Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) will meet with private healthcare industry leaders to discuss best practices and policies for scheduling patients.

Um, how about not gaming the system so your skanky-ass bureaucrats can get bonuses they’re not entitled to? And maybe holding them accountable for dozens of deaths they caused?

Must I point out the long and successful history of scheduling patients with a fooking pen and paper?

“Our top priority is to get our Veterans off wait lists and into clinics,” said Acting Secretary Gibson. “We need to continue to examine the best practices of healthcare systems across the country to find immediate solutions for timely delivery of quality healthcare. VA must be at the forefront of access and innovation. Our Veterans deserve nothing less.”

“Our Veterans deserve nothing less.”

Based upon results, that’s what you really mean, you purulent scumbucket.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago

Good morning, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Sven and Fatwa!

If the bureaucrats at the VA don’t know how to do their jobs, then fire their a$$es! If they don’t know how to schedule patients, then get people with experience in the industry who do know how to replace them.

VA must be at the forefront of access and innovation.

That’s kind of hard to do when you don’t even have a handle on the basics.
Their first goal should be to perform as well as the average private healthcare system. Once they’ve got that figured out, then they can move on to being as good as the best, then finally on to a position of leadership and innovation.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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G’day, Mr. O’!

Well, they are leaders…in obfuscation, unearned bonuses and manslaughter.

…then fire their a$$es!

Ahahahahahahahaaaa! They’re untouchable because mandarins / political hacks.