Barack was in town yesterday; beyond forcing a pregnant woman in labor to wait to get to the hospital, Im not sure what else he did. But the day was sunnier, everyone had a little more spring in their step, so maybe that was why.
Interesting times…and interesting times demand a Captioning Contest! With prizes!!
“Long Beach police said Thursday that they were investigating a shooting in which an 80-year-old man killed a woman who may have been pregnant after she and an accomplice broke into his home.”
Utterly clueless Democrat morons participate in dumbass SNAP Challenge:
Democrats have begun a ridiculous campaign called the “SNAP Challenge” where they try to live on the average SNAP benefit per person. Keep in mind the very first letter of the program – it’s supposed to be supplemental, not the only source of nutrition.
Even so, the Democrats’ pathetic antics in failing at his simple task that many Americans fulfill without assistance has brought on many an occasion for ridicule. Here are the worst and stupidest offenders of their shopping task failure:
Click teh link for imbecilic goodness; I especially liked John C. Liu’s FAIL.
Happy Friday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning Sven and Fatwa!
I love some of the pics of the SNAP challenge -- eating condensed soup out of the can while riding in the back of your limo -- these people are completely out of touch.
Actually, he is eating Pork and Beans, not soup. The soup cans have pop tops but the pork and beans require a can opener as was used there. I know this because I eat both soup and Pork and Beans. I didn’t realize this made me some poster child for poverty.
A little tip for these Whole Foods Hobos, for $2.50 you can buy a package of all beef wienies (stop it, Patty!!!). Cut up a couple or three in that can of Pork and Beans and it makes a decent lunch. I eat this often enough. I like Hebrew National with seven per package but they could buy the cheaper ones and get more. Some bread or tortillas for the rest and maybe some cereal and I’ve lived on less, while working hard for a living.
Since it appeared he had all ten fingers intact and I didn’t see any blood, I’m going to say “no”. (These elitist shitewipes aren’t tool-users…just tools.)
Also liked the jackass -- Payne -- who both paid $1.09 for a single egg and bitched he couldn’t afford $0.99 for Mountain Dew.
I could eat okay on $31.50 per week…but that’s because I sometimes shop at the Eeeeeeevul Walmart as well being able to, y’know, cook.
These people cannot possibly be excoriated and mocked enough.
I think I am really going to Hell. Have any of you been following the project by Colin Furze? This young Englishman built a huge valveless pulsejet. He mounted it in a 16′ high butt and took it to Dover to fart at France. It seems he was successful and observers in France heard and recorded it. The project is covered in three U-tube videos, building the jet, building the bum, and the end result, which finally posted today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9PMD8fcvAk
Sorry, dog: the law is the law.
Mac --
That joke’s seven times funnier in dog comedy.
Happy Friday, GN and hiya, Sven!
I see that “unrest” has spread to the West Bank, too; nice way to end Ramadan, I suppose.
“Hey, kids…we’re gonna go out to McGoat’s to celebrate and afterwards, we’ll try to kill some Joooooos.”
“YAYYYYYYY!!”
Good morning, Fatwa.
Barack was in town yesterday; beyond forcing a pregnant woman in labor to wait to get to the hospital, Im not sure what else he did. But the day was sunnier, everyone had a little more spring in their step, so maybe that was why.
Interesting times…and interesting times demand a Captioning Contest! With prizes!!
This story has been making the local rounds:
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-long-beach-burglar-pregnant-woman-shot-20140724-story.html
“Long Beach police said Thursday that they were investigating a shooting in which an 80-year-old man killed a woman who may have been pregnant after she and an accomplice broke into his home.”
I side with the homeowner.
You ain’t alone there, pally; I really hope the homeowner isn’t charged.
Utterly clueless Democrat morons participate in dumbass SNAP Challenge:
Click teh link for imbecilic goodness; I especially liked John C. Liu’s FAIL.
Happy Friday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning Sven and Fatwa!
I love some of the pics of the SNAP challenge -- eating condensed soup out of the can while riding in the back of your limo -- these people are completely out of touch.
Actually, he is eating Pork and Beans, not soup. The soup cans have pop tops but the pork and beans require a can opener as was used there. I know this because I eat both soup and Pork and Beans. I didn’t realize this made me some poster child for poverty.
A little tip for these Whole Foods Hobos, for $2.50 you can buy a package of all beef wienies (stop it, Patty!!!). Cut up a couple or three in that can of Pork and Beans and it makes a decent lunch. I eat this often enough. I like Hebrew National with seven per package but they could buy the cheaper ones and get more. Some bread or tortillas for the rest and maybe some cereal and I’ve lived on less, while working hard for a living.
Do you think he opened that can himself?
Hiya, Mac! Nice to see you! Give my regards to Little Mouse!
Not only do I think he didn’t open that can himself, I don’t think he ate the contents (who wants cold pork ‘n beans?).
Thank you, Paddy. I will. We often speak of you.
Hai, Mac and Paddy!
Since it appeared he had all ten fingers intact and I didn’t see any blood, I’m going to say “no”. (These elitist shitewipes aren’t tool-users…just tools.)
Also liked the jackass -- Payne -- who both paid $1.09 for a single egg and bitched he couldn’t afford $0.99 for Mountain Dew.
I could eat okay on $31.50 per week…but that’s because I sometimes shop at the Eeeeeeevul Walmart as well being able to, y’know, cook.
These people cannot possibly be excoriated and mocked enough.
I think I am really going to Hell. Have any of you been following the project by Colin Furze? This young Englishman built a huge valveless pulsejet. He mounted it in a 16′ high butt and took it to Dover to fart at France. It seems he was successful and observers in France heard and recorded it. The project is covered in three U-tube videos, building the jet, building the bum, and the end result, which finally posted today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9PMD8fcvAk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMzAS9SsMBw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCH0Rxmin98
Cheers, Mac. We’ve been following this little project; glad it was heard across the Channel.
Better than France. 😉
I like big butts and I cannot lie…