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Sven
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Sven
6 years ago

Sorry, dog: the law is the law.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
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Mac --

That joke’s seven times funnier in dog comedy.

Happy Friday, GN and hiya, Sven!

I see that “unrest” has spread to the West Bank, too; nice way to end Ramadan, I suppose.

“Hey, kids…we’re gonna go out to McGoat’s to celebrate and afterwards, we’ll try to kill some Joooooos.”

“YAYYYYYYY!!”

Sven
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Sven
6 years ago

Good morning, Fatwa.

Barack was in town yesterday; beyond forcing a pregnant woman in labor to wait to get to the hospital, Im not sure what else he did. But the day was sunnier, everyone had a little more spring in their step, so maybe that was why.

Interesting times…and interesting times demand a Captioning Contest! With prizes!!

Sven
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Sven
6 years ago

This story has been making the local rounds:

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-long-beach-burglar-pregnant-woman-shot-20140724-story.html

“Long Beach police said Thursday that they were investigating a shooting in which an 80-year-old man killed a woman who may have been pregnant after she and an accomplice broke into his home.”

I side with the homeowner.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
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Reply to  Sven

I side with the homeowner.

You ain’t alone there, pally; I really hope the homeowner isn’t charged.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
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Utterly clueless Democrat morons participate in dumbass SNAP Challenge:

Democrats have begun a ridiculous campaign called the “SNAP Challenge” where they try to live on the average SNAP benefit per person. Keep in mind the very first letter of the program – it’s supposed to be supplemental, not the only source of nutrition.

Even so, the Democrats’ pathetic antics in failing at his simple task that many Americans fulfill without assistance has brought on many an occasion for ridicule. Here are the worst and stupidest offenders of their shopping task failure:

Click teh link for imbecilic goodness; I especially liked John C. Liu’s FAIL.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
6 years ago

Happy Friday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning Sven and Fatwa!
I love some of the pics of the SNAP challenge -- eating condensed soup out of the can while riding in the back of your limo -- these people are completely out of touch.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
6 years ago
Reply to  Machinist

Hiya, Mac! Nice to see you! Give my regards to Little Mouse!

Not only do I think he didn’t open that can himself, I don’t think he ate the contents (who wants cold pork ‘n beans?).

Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
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Hai, Mac and Paddy!

Do you think he opened that can himself?

Since it appeared he had all ten fingers intact and I didn’t see any blood, I’m going to say “no”. (These elitist shitewipes aren’t tool-users…just tools.)

Also liked the jackass -- Payne -- who both paid $1.09 for a single egg and bitched he couldn’t afford $0.99 for Mountain Dew.

I could eat okay on $31.50 per week…but that’s because I sometimes shop at the Eeeeeeevul Walmart as well being able to, y’know, cook.

These people cannot possibly be excoriated and mocked enough.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
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Reply to  Machinist

Cheers, Mac. We’ve been following this little project; glad it was heard across the Channel.

I think I am really going to Hell.

Better than France. 😉

BrendaK
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6 years ago

I like big butts and I cannot lie…