Happy Friday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa! How did I know Mac’s thread gif would bring out Teh Hoff?
I see the Hamassholes have begun firing rockets into Israel again. It seems they couldn’t wait until the ceasefire expired before resuming their rocket attacks.
I finally got my biopsy results back yesterday. I was at the Vet getting my Shingles shot and I thought, what the hell, I’ll just run over and see if I can corner someone and get to the bottom of this. The results were:
Three fresh basil (sic) cell carcinomas suitable for pesto sauce and one squaw-mous (sic) carcinoma. I must be related to Elizabeth Warren, the Cherokee. The docs will excise them two at a time. I hope it won’t be too taxing! (See what I did there?)
That brings my lifetime total to one melanoma, one squamous and six basal.
TGIF, GN!
Mac --
Is that teh Hoff’s kitteh in today’s thread GIF?
Good. God.
Dog “marking his territory” with style!
“Two legs better.”
Happy Friday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa! How did I know Mac’s thread gif would bring out Teh Hoff?
I see the Hamassholes have begun firing rockets into Israel again. It seems they couldn’t wait until the ceasefire expired before resuming their rocket attacks.
GOOD AFTERNOON EVERYONE!
Greetings from cool and breezy Bountiful.
I hope y’all are having a great day, ’cause you just know I am.
I finally got my biopsy results back yesterday. I was at the Vet getting my Shingles shot and I thought, what the hell, I’ll just run over and see if I can corner someone and get to the bottom of this. The results were:
Three fresh basil (sic) cell carcinomas suitable for pesto sauce and one squaw-mous (sic) carcinoma. I must be related to Elizabeth Warren, the Cherokee. The docs will excise them two at a time. I hope it won’t be too taxing! (See what I did there?)
That brings my lifetime total to one melanoma, one squamous and six basal.
Beat that, Paddy!
I think I’ll skip the melanoma, thank you very much!
Hai, Paddy and Jerry!
Melanoma…didn’t she have a couple of hits in the ’60s?
I thought that was The Knack.
Didn’t they do that wine jingle that went “B-B-B-B-Buy Sonoma”?
That’s right! They also did that beer commercial:
Heh…I’d never heard that one.
It might have reminded me of a yout’ful indiscretion or two. Might have.
Fatwa and youthful indiscretion?
Nah! Not buyin’ it.
That reminds me of that old punchline: “tequila makes my arse hurt.”
My yout’ was a loooooooong time ago; “spooning” was not simply considered a peccadillo or mere bagatelle back then.
It was shocking, shocking, I tell you!