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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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TGIF, GN!

Mac --

Is that teh Hoff’s kitteh in today’s thread GIF?

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
7 years ago

Good. God.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Dog “marking his territory” with style!

“Two legs better.”

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago

Happy Friday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa! How did I know Mac’s thread gif would bring out Teh Hoff?

I see the Hamassholes have begun firing rockets into Israel again. It seems they couldn’t wait until the ceasefire expired before resuming their rocket attacks.

Jerry Atrick
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7 years ago

GOOD AFTERNOON EVERYONE!

Greetings from cool and breezy Bountiful.

I hope y’all are having a great day, ’cause you just know I am.

Jerry Atrick
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7 years ago

I finally got my biopsy results back yesterday. I was at the Vet getting my Shingles shot and I thought, what the hell, I’ll just run over and see if I can corner someone and get to the bottom of this. The results were:

Three fresh basil (sic) cell carcinomas suitable for pesto sauce and one squaw-mous (sic) carcinoma. I must be related to Elizabeth Warren, the Cherokee. The docs will excise them two at a time. I hope it won’t be too taxing! (See what I did there?)

That brings my lifetime total to one melanoma, one squamous and six basal.

Beat that, Paddy!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago
Reply to  Jerry Atrick

I think I’ll skip the melanoma, thank you very much!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hai, Paddy and Jerry!

Melanoma…didn’t she have a couple of hits in the ’60s?

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago

I thought that was The Knack.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Didn’t they do that wine jingle that went “B-B-B-B-Buy Sonoma”?

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago

That’s right! They also did that beer commercial:

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Heh…I’d never heard that one.

It might have reminded me of a yout’ful indiscretion or two. Might have.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago

Fatwa and youthful indiscretion?
Nah! Not buyin’ it.

That reminds me of that old punchline: “tequila makes my arse hurt.”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Fatwa and youthful indiscretion?

My yout’ was a loooooooong time ago; “spooning” was not simply considered a peccadillo or mere bagatelle back then.

It was shocking, shocking, I tell you!

“tequila buckshot musket balls makes my arse hurt.”