Teh Squeaky Wheel
Friday salutations from sweltery Happy Larryville, GN!
I’m seconding teh request for pics of your lighting project when it’s finished; olive Edison bulbs.
As will not surprise you, my replacement T-Mobile handset did not arrive yesterday, despite what I was told by the dipshit at the retail store on Wednesday. When I phoned customer (lack of) service yesterday to follow-up, it took them more than ten minutes just to translate the internal “Order ID” I was given to a UPS tracking number. Which was wrong, as despite careful confirmation with the moron I spoke with, what I was assured was the letter “O” was actually a zero. Of course, UPS’ website told me it was an invalid tracking number.
So I went back to the store; SackO’SugarK was kind enough to accompany me to document whatever transpired (and keep me from going farking ballistic). It seems that a new handset should be delivered today, but I ain’t holding my breath. ‘Cause, hey, it’s not like shipping resser-fresser phones is part of their core business or anything…
A certified nastygram will be sent to their chief mouth-breather, one John J. Legere, next week. And will conclude with one of my favorite phrases: “If I do not hear back from you in writing within ten business days, I will assume that you do not dispute the facts as stated above”. 😉
Given yesterday’s sub-par presidenting re James Foley, I wonder what Obama’s, erm, handicap is. 😉
Which brings to mind this old “In Living Color” character:
We need to cut him slack: when was the last time you got all worked up over a jayvee team, Fatwa?
I can’t wait for the next photos out of the ISIS camp--if they really want piss off Obama, they should wear Lakers’ jerseys.
…when was the last time you got all worked up over a jayvee team, Fatwa?
Never, due to my complete lack of interest in sports. 😉
I like the Lakers jersey gag. (Although teh Damascus Headchoppers would be a more accurate team name.)
The phrase “bomb them back to the stone age” really doesn’t apply (since they’re already there); I’d like to see them bombed back to the formation of the solar system. ‘Cause I’m an “extremist”.
Another reason olive teh intertubes:
There you go. But to be fair, their behavior is little different than the brutality routinely exhibited just a few hundred miles south of here.
Off to work: good day to all and especially you , Fatwa.
Apparently Jeff G. is considering going out of business. Protein Wisdom — I’ve been there the entire 13 years, even though I mostly lurked around.
This is a sad, sad, sad thing.
D@mn! Just d@mn!
Happy Friday, Gerbil Nation!
Good day, Fatwa, Sven, and the ever-lovely BrendaK!
It’s Friday and Brenda showed up? That can only mean one thing -- Captioning Contest!!!!11!!elebenty!!!1!
Sven will be so happy!
Um, yeah — about that. Ah, I lost the use of my hands in an unfortunate and bizarre tree-trimming accident. Sorry, no captioning tonight.
Guess I’m cooking dinner tonight.
I’m sure your hands are very talented under her special direction.
PW is biting the dust, what but a captioning contest could pull us out of our funk? Sniff.
And here I thought it was just a cruel about no captioning. Reality bites.