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Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
7 years ago

Good morning, happy Monday, and don’t lose your head!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Monday again? Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Since about 22.00 last night, Charter Communications has been unable to tell us definitively why our internetz keep going out…or if there’s even a problem at all.

(Hint: There is…since at times even a hardwired connection directly to the modem will not work. Apparently Charter’s “default position” is to assume their customers are dumbshits.)

They really need to figure out some way to ensure their “representatives” tell the same lie(s) consistently. 🙁

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Addendum(b):

The thread GIF didn’t load properly earlier; heh.

*Sings tunelessly*

“Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbiti beheading you!”

Jerry Atrick
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7 years ago

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!

Greetings from it’s beginning to feel a lot like fall Bountiful.

I surely do hope y’all have a wonderful day, ’cause you just know I will.

Jerry Atrick
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7 years ago

Hiya, Sven and Fatwa (in reverse alphabetical order, sorted by religion).

Is it too late to sign up for EbolaCare?

Jerry Atrick
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7 years ago

Oh, and Paddy, I’ve solved your school problem. Just tell them that you’re a gay, albino black and that you are converting to Islam. That should end the discussion.

Jerry Atrick
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7 years ago
Reply to  Machinist

No, you are right Mac, nothing offsets being conservative, not even ISIS/ISIL/IS in the minds of liberals.

Jerry Atrick
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7 years ago
Reply to  Machinist

Mac, warm wishes and best of luck to you but especially Elena

we will be heading

Heh, you said beheading!

Jerry Atrick
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7 years ago
Reply to  Jerry Atrick

Shouldn’t beheading really be called deheading?

Dianna
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Dianna
7 years ago
Reply to  Machinist

You and Elena are in my thoughts. That’s a longish drive when you hurt!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Drive-by:

Hai, Dianna, Mac und Jerry!

Mac --

Safe journeys to you and Elena; hope that all goes well!

Shouldn’t beheading really be called deheading?

I believe teh Brits call it “unheading”. 😉

…sorted by religion…

Hmm…I must think on this.

Jerry Atrick
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7 years ago

OK, so yesterday evening Mark, my neighbor who lost his wife last year, came over to return some tools I had loaned him earlier. I was just about to head to the bathroom when the doorbell rang. He is a little lonely and wanted to talk so we talked while I nudged him to the gate. A lot was going on internally. My butt began to play the sad trombone with occasional cymbals for flourish. Of course, that’s better than the usual Kaliope that goes on down there!

I’m not as good at multi-tasking bodily functions as I used to be. Soooo, I really had to pee as well. I had to put my hands in my pockets to push the fabric away so that he would not be confronted by a small but growing wet spot on my pants. I finally just said, “I gotta go” and trotted off with him still talking.

Oh, the embarrassments of age!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago

Happy Headless Monday, Gerbil Nation!
Good day, Dianna, Sven, Fatwa, Jerry, and Mac!

Jerry -- great idea! I was thinking transgendered or intersexed (whatever the h3ll that means), but those are just minor details.
Fatwa -- I never knew Cinderella was an islamic story. I must think on this.
Mac -- prayers for you and Elena. I hope the surgery goes well and you have a safe, comfortable journey.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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I never knew Cinderella was an islamic story.

Yep…the prince tried that birka on every woman in teh kingdom.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
7 years ago

Thoughts and prayers, Mac and to all a good night.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

I hope Little Mouse rests well tonight.