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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Sunday salutations from Happy Larryville, GN!

In response to thread pic:

If you’ve ever pondered whether or not Hell has an airline: according to Teh Magic 8-Ball, “signs point to yes”.

BrendaK
Admin
10 years ago

How about…a Labraplane? I bet it is the friendliest plane evar!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
Reply to  BrendaK

Sure…until it slobbers on deplaning passengers.

Does it “mark its territory” in-flight, too?

“Those ain’t chemtrails; aieeeeeeeee!”

BrendaK
Admin
10 years ago

And fashion is important, when taking an aeroplane ride!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
Reply to  BrendaK

“Madame, kindly remove your aircraft.”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

“Passengers are reminded federal regulations require that at no time may they line-up for the fireplug immediately adjacent to the cockpit.”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

“Since they’ve eliminated the complimentary Liv-A-Snaps, I left a little surprise for the maintenance crew in the seat back pocket.”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

“No! I am not boarding any device called a catapult.”

BrendaK
Admin
10 years ago

Here we see a ‘before’ image of one of the less successful Berlin Airlift flights. An unidentified flight crew member would later cry, “As God is my witness, I thought cows could fly!”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
Reply to  BrendaK

Alternate caption: “Mueller & Mueller’s scheme for automating the process of pounding veal cutlets for wienerschnitzel looked good in theory. In fact, it was offal.”

BrendaK
Admin
10 years ago

Grooooooooooooooooooooan

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

They were also forced to travel in steerage.

BrendaK
Admin
10 years ago

Punnery. You know what happens to people who willfully commit punnery.

BrendaK
Admin
10 years ago

Bawk-bawk-bawk-BAWK-bawk-BAAAAAAAAWK!

Paddy O'Furnijur
Editor
10 years ago

A blessed Sabbath, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning Brenda and Fatwa!

Rather than horn in on Fatwa’s pun-fest, I thought I’d post a separate comment. I realize what’s at steak when the pun’s fly in Brenda’s direction, so I’ll take a different route. Not that I’m super chicken, just cautious.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Hai, Paddy!

Your jooooodicious response was appreciated.

BrendaK
Admin
10 years ago

Oh no, you di’nt!

(Morning, Paddy)

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

*Clears throat and sings*

“Hooray for Pyongyangwood
Aggressive and repressive Pyongyangwood…”

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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Perhaps I should visit NorK; I understand they’re really into Juche culture. 😉

Just Sven
Editor
10 years ago

Huh. Punday, eh? I gots nuthin’

Just Sven
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