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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Sunday salutations from Happy Larryville, GN!

In response to thread pic:

If you’ve ever pondered whether or not Hell has an airline: according to Teh Magic 8-Ball, “signs point to yes”.

BrendaK
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6 years ago

How about…a Labraplane? I bet it is the friendliest plane evar!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  BrendaK

Sure…until it slobbers on deplaning passengers.

Does it “mark its territory” in-flight, too?

“Those ain’t chemtrails; aieeeeeeeee!”

BrendaK
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6 years ago

And fashion is important, when taking an aeroplane ride!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  BrendaK

“Madame, kindly remove your aircraft.”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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“Passengers are reminded federal regulations require that at no time may they line-up for the fireplug immediately adjacent to the cockpit.”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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“Since they’ve eliminated the complimentary Liv-A-Snaps, I left a little surprise for the maintenance crew in the seat back pocket.”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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“No! I am not boarding any device called a catapult.”

BrendaK
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6 years ago

Here we see a ‘before’ image of one of the less successful Berlin Airlift flights. An unidentified flight crew member would later cry, “As God is my witness, I thought cows could fly!”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  BrendaK

Alternate caption: “Mueller & Mueller’s scheme for automating the process of pounding veal cutlets for wienerschnitzel looked good in theory. In fact, it was offal.”

BrendaK
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6 years ago

Grooooooooooooooooooooan

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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They were also forced to travel in steerage.

BrendaK
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6 years ago

Punnery. You know what happens to people who willfully commit punnery.

BrendaK
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6 years ago

Bawk-bawk-bawk-BAWK-bawk-BAAAAAAAAWK!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
6 years ago

A blessed Sabbath, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning Brenda and Fatwa!

Rather than horn in on Fatwa’s pun-fest, I thought I’d post a separate comment. I realize what’s at steak when the pun’s fly in Brenda’s direction, so I’ll take a different route. Not that I’m super chicken, just cautious.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hai, Paddy!

Your jooooodicious response was appreciated.

BrendaK
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6 years ago

Oh no, you di’nt!

(Morning, Paddy)

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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*Clears throat and sings*

“Hooray for Pyongyangwood
Aggressive and repressive Pyongyangwood…”

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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Perhaps I should visit NorK; I understand they’re really into Juche culture. 😉

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Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
6 years ago

Huh. Punday, eh? I gots nuthin’

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
6 years ago