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Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
6 years ago

Grapes. Coons love grapes!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Good morning, GN!

Hai, Sven!

I’m sure you’re all eagerly anticipating tonight’s SOTU to learn what further eating-out of our substance the President will inflict upon us. (And which the Congress will almost certainly let him get away with.)

Yay!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
6 years ago

Good morning, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Sven and Fatwa!

I, for one, am pleased to give more of my hard-earned dollars so that my kids can get two years of free junior college. In fact, they should just take all of my money and provide me with what they think is best for me. Such difficult life decisions are best left to a more educated class, brought up to rule over us help us.

Jerry Atrick
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6 years ago

Me,too. Where do I mail my money?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hai, Paddy and Jerry!

Ya’ll [sic] can mail it in unmarked, non-sequential U.S. currency to:

ZOG
c/o Fatwa Arbuckle
Lawrenceville, GA

I will make sure that the U.S. Treasury gets every penny to which they are entitled. 😉

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Machinist

Hai, Mac!

Does that mean you’d like to be taken to our leaders? (By convenient coincidence, nearly all of them will be in the same place this evening.)

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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You’re most welcome for the laugh; we need as many as possible these days. This got one from BrendaK and me:

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Machinist

Heh.

Needs moar outrage over reticles! 😉

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Machinist

I think I see what you did there, Mac. 😉