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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Caturday…teh yay!

Feline yoonyun plumber:

Also:

We seem to be warming up here in Happy Larryville…no sub-freezing nights forecast for the next ten days. And 60-ish highs, too.

Dinnae forget to set your clocks ahead tonight; BBL.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Woohoo…we’re number one! We’re number one!

In America, more hate crimes are committed against Jews than against all other groups combined, according to a recent FBI analysis on hate crimes.

Perhaps my peeps ought to start rioting, looting and burning carp down.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago

May I suggest starting with Gaza and the Golan Heights? Or maybe the offices of CAIR?

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago

Happy Caturday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa!

The nail gun I borrowed for use on the fence didn’t work. At all. I dismantled it as much as I could and found the piston was stuck. I got that loose and cleaned out some hardened oil, but I couldn’t disassemble it to the point where I could inspect all of the o-rings. I don’t know if the driver is frozen, because I couldn’t get to it. I was going to rent one today, but I found a friend who will let me borrow his, so I’ll pick that up later this morning. I don’t know why, but projects always seem to go this way -- I blame Murphy.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hai, Mac!

…but isn’t this a little like a restaurant celebrating MLK Day with discounts on Mint Juleps?

My history is also weak, but that made me *snorfle*

Also, what the hell do eggs have to do with St. Pat’s? See’s must have their Easter production line up and running early this year. 😉

Some college cafeteria got itself into trouble last month for a “Black History Month”-themed lunch which featured corn bread, greens and fried chicken (aka Southron regional cuisine)…and the “feelz” crowd got their Underoos in a great big twist, demanded penance and abasement and, of course, got it.

(Maaaaaan…I’d be only too glad at this point to wade into a crowd of “social justice warriors” with a Louisville Slugger and play Baby Harp Seal Hunter© with them.)

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Mac

It’d be worse if there was something in the eggs which was supposed to represent Alternaria solani, teh fungus which causes early potato blight.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Mac

Funny, too, how the SJWs give rather short shrift to Jooooos and seem to consider them genocidal oppressors.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Mac

Exceedingly despondent “heh”.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Mac

There was also that whole NAACP founding a century ago…no Joooos there, either.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago

National
Association for
Ashkenazi
Colored
People?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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I’m half-Sephardic, so they “other” me.

(I think they were offended by my parody version of Cher’s “Half Breed”, which rhymed “kamikaze” with “Ashkenazi”.)

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago

Does that make you a half-Ash Joooo?

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago

After picking up the nail gun from a friend, then making a run to Home Despot to pick up nails (the ones I had for the first nail gun won’t work in the second), I was able to get all of the pickets installed. I still have to cut and install stringers on my side of the fence (the fence looks identical from both sides) and install a 2x6 top cap. Because of other commitments, it won’t get done tomorrow, but with any luck it will be completed this week.