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Rabbit
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Rabbit
6 years ago

Coughin’, hackin’ O grabbin’ Greetin’s!

Rabbit
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Rabbit
6 years ago

The thread picture made me laugh. Last week I poured some bacon drippin’s in a bowl & forgot to do anything with them after breakfast. Sometime later I found the uncovered bowl had been visited. No footprints, but some possible cat-sized toungue tracks.

Happy moar birthday, BK!

(POO-f)

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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It’s Trashy Tuesday in this part of Happy Larryville, GN! (Just heard the garbage gibbons’ fancy automated truck outside.)

Hai, hacking RabBeet; hope you feel better soon!

And HBD IV/Seven to MyLittleCupcakeK!

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
6 years ago

Those are wonderful looking cupcakes.

Good morning Rabbit and Fatwa!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Hai, Sven!

Apparently Granny Clinton’s campaign kickoff on Sunday was so underwhelming, they’re now saying it really wasn’t the kickoff. Gotta love the lame logo, too.

Considering she’s been planning this run for at least 15 years, I think we can already see what a fine executive she’d make.

Some folks have been having fun mocking teh logo:

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
6 years ago

And after a few more days, we’ll be treated to amazing anecdotes about all the wonderful people she met along the way. Ordinary Americans. Hard working. Worried about their kids. And their future. Not asking for handout, just a level playing field. Etc, etc, etc.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Reply to  Sven 2-0

And making sure “teh rich” pay an even fairer share…except for cronies, donors, etc.

(Not that the GOP-controlled Congress will overhaul the tax system by burning it to the ground and starting from scratch, because too many of their cronies benefit from the current system.)

Nor will the two major parties (who own the Commission on Presidential Debates) relinquish their stranglehold on the process, as the present duopoly is certainly in their best interests.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
6 years ago

Good morning, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, RabBiT, Fatwa, and Sven!

RabBiT -- I hope you and BW get well, soon. You don’t need health carp on top of all the other carp you’ve got going on.

Sven -- so far I’ve heard she’s been to a Chipotle (where she ordered two meals) and a gas station. I’m sure it’s the first time she’s been to the former and the first time in decades that she’s been to the latter. Yep, Hillary’s in touch with the common man. I bet she stops by a bowling alley and a coffee shop -- maybe even a farm! Some enterprising reporter should ask her if she remembers how to drive a car and what her average electric bill is. Or how about “what’s the price of a gallon of gas where you live?”

Rabbit
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Rabbit
6 years ago

Olive the logos, Sven. Can’t remember where I saw my favorite one. Maybe at Ace or Twitchy. It has her head stuck on the blue Handicapped/wheelchair symbol with the red arrow like a spear. The swastika by Sooper Mexican is good,too.

I wonder if she will go to Walmart but not the boardroom this time. She really needs to do a Town Hall meeting with Teh People of Walmart. Buy her grandkid an outfit made in China from there.

BrendaK
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6 years ago

Good morning! That logo just screams “Make a lateral move this election!” Which is probably not what they really had in mind.

Fatwasnoogiewoogums, that’s a lot of pink. And purple,which is in the pink family. All I need now is a Pank Cadillac and I’ll be totally set!


Just look at those fins (swoon)

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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I’m afraid that Caddy looks more magenta or rose to me; just sayin’.

Paddy --

Teh Daily Mail reports that Hillary will be appearing at a community college in rural Iowa today

When Hillary Clinton steps off her road-trip van on Tuesday at a rural Iowa community college, she might not be greeted by cheering throngs.

Daily Mail Online spoke to students at Kirkwood Community College’s regional center in Jones County, where the former secretary of state will hold her first low-key campaign event.

The outlook isn’t sunny for the kickoff of her ‘listening tour’: Of the ten students interviewed in the school’s public lounge, only two would speak kindly of Mrs. Clinton.

‘She’s going to push some emotional thing on us,’ predicted student Hallie Corum in between classes. ‘What else is she supposed to do?’

‘She’s going to be, like, talking s**t.’

This may not be teh photo / video opportunity she’s looking for. 😉

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
6 years ago

One can certainly hope!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
6 years ago

Brenda -- how about a shiny, new pink Cadillac?

Doesn’t it just scream “WTF were you thinking???”

BrendaK
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6 years ago

Pink rims, and not a fin to be seen. That is just sad.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Reply to  BrendaK

Needs purple spinners and a sporty purple airfoil.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
6 years ago

And a Capodimonte hood ornament!

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
6 years ago

150 years ago today the assassination of President Lincoln. I wonder if Obama will send out a tweet.

While I still consider Lincoln a great man and a better-than-average president, I still think he was dead wrong on the subject of secession.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
6 years ago

And 11 years ago today, the murder of Fabrizio Quattrocchi by Islamonutjobs.

“vi faccio vedere come muore un italiano!”

Rest in peace.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
6 years ago

I was watching this video of a ruthless beating at a gas station in Philadelphia. Sickening what this group of a**holes did to this guy, but even more disturbing to me was what occurs at about the 40 second mark:

http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2015/04/14/they-beat-him-with-hammers-tools-and-wood-shard-philadelphia-police-need-your-help/

Note the guy walking by in the top of the frame. Big guy too. Walks over while the beating is still going on and then turns away. Then he cautions somebody else not to get involved and casually goes inside the store without another glance. He’s not fearful of the this small mob and obviously not concerned with the unconscious man on the pavement. Just none of his business apparently.

May God grant that I never act in this fashion.