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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Monday gaaaaaaaaah!reetings, GN!

Mac --

Kudos for another appropriately painful-looking Monday thread GIF.

Did it REALLY keep you from throwing those snowballs??????

On one occasion, it actually did. As the eldest family hoodlum (although not always the instigator of hijinx), I was of the opinion pelting that particular neighbor’s siding had happened so frequently of late we might be on the verge of getting caught. (We were not the only local miscreants who had taken a dislike to the owner.)

My brother and cousin disagreed with my caution and were going to indulge without me. But since the folks had imbued me with a certain sense of responsibility by virtue of my relative age, I didn’t want my bro and cousin to get in trouble (and likely face Dad’s 50,000 watt glare plus whatever penalty he meted out). Thus, I did my best to distract them from their potentially unfortunate course of action.

Good times, good times…

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
6 years ago

Good morning and ouch,

Interesting discussion yesterday--thank, guys.

Another exciting week at work coming up. I can hardly contain my excitement--it threatens to bubble out of my nose and other orifices.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Sven 2-0

Hai, Sven!

+ 1 sad “heh”.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
6 years ago

Happy Monday, Gerbil Nation!
Monday greetings, Fatwa and Sven!

Sven -- sorry about teh work suckage. I’m sure Hillary! feels your pain and will work hard to get you a better job.

While cruising the lake yesterday afternoon, we noticed several houses for sale. At least two were foreclosures. These are houses in the $2.85 -- $3.5 million range, mind you.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Last week, someone hacked an electronic billboard in the Buckhead section of ATL and posted the infamous Goatse pic.

Now, both the DHS and FBI are hunting down the perp.

The same DHS whose TSA recently failed a series of tests by their IG wherein they missed more than 2/3 of the fake weapons and bombs successfully smuggled past checkpoints.

The same FBI who weren’t able to provide Garland, TX authorities with timely info that a couple of jihadis were likely headed their way to murder people.

The “asshole” jokes pretty much write themselves.

(And then there’s the pawthetic assortment of hacks, scumbags and douchenozzles running for President; thus far, there’s not a single worthy among them.)

The Tree of Liberty is in dire need of refreshment.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Well then…no Goatse pictures for you, Mac! 😉

(Or anyone else, because even I have limits.)

Jerry Atrick
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6 years ago

I don’t.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Jerry Atrick

Hai Jerry!

That’s a quality I appreciate in you.

Hope that things are good in your corner of teh world.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
6 years ago

Did Mac ask for a goat picture?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Because I’m a giver, here’s a photo of teh Goatse billboard hack.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
6 years ago

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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*Schnort*