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Rabbit
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Rabbit
7 years ago

TGIF O grabbin’!

Rabbit
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Rabbit
7 years ago

Paddy, your court date sounded like your ask two questions & leave interview.
I hope & pray that the judgement goes your way.
I also hope those liars reap the whirlwind.

(POO-f)

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Mornin’, Wheelizens!

Hai, RabBeet!

I also hope those liars reap the whirlwind.

A Sharknado would be even better.

Glad that Mac’s thread hedgehog has a decent instrument to play. 🙂

I got nothin’ else, ‘cept a need for moar caffeine.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Teh thread GIF reminded me of this piece that my maternal grandmother used to play. (Although when she played it, there was the additional sound of her fingernails clicking on the keys.)

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago

Happy Friday, Gerbil Nation!
Hai, RabBiT and Fatwa!
Funny, I always thought Sonic (The Hedgehog) would be bluer and faster.

We just dropped off Mrs. Paddy’s car at the repair shop to have the A/C looked at. From the symptoms, it sounds expensive.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hai, Paddy!

If Sonic played jazz piano, he might sound like this:

(Eldar Djangirov was 18 when he recorded that.)

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago

I just had three triple-espresso’s and it sounded perfectly normal.

Rabbit
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Rabbit
7 years ago

Thanks for the music, Fatwa!
I needed something to de-tox from my morning.

Zez! Zez! Olive the name Zez! I wonder if that was Nedra Z.’s last name? It must be. That is such a wonderful name that I’ve never heard of before now. Zez! Zez Says :spell check is turning my page red.
I’ve heard of speed metal, but not speed piano. Except maybe “flight of the Bumble bee on piano. Is that speed piano thing a thing?

So I called ZS at 7:30 this morning to tell her that I was on my way over there to clean the garage.. She said she just woke up, but wasn’t going to be home. I said just leave the backdoor unlocked. Well of course she wasn’t going to be home-or to help.
So I get there at 8:00 & walk in. She introduces me to some guy that is doing his laundry & folding clothes. He is the drug dealers son, probably half her age. She wasn’t just pet sitting the dog. He had a smirk & I just walked by with the tiniest “Hi” that I could say. That explains why there is always a bed made up on the couch. We assumed it was worthless grandson. I just went out to garage & started working. Heidi the dealer pulled up I I wrote down her license number for future reference. Heh. So ZS comes out & says “I don’t know how long I’ll be gone, I have to go buy money orders. I just said “Ok”.
Of course he is living there, no car in the driveway & Momma coming to pick them up. I swear, everytime that I think she can’t possibly get any trashier, she does.

So I worked & sweated like a dog for three solid hours in that garage. I moved everything out, swept & put it back in there neatly. I filled the bed of my frontier with absolute junk & trash & broken stuff.
Feeling like I was driving the Sanford & Son truck, I went to get a haircut from the gal we go to in TM’s neighborhood. Then I came back to Teh Rabbit Hutch.
I was hoping that our trash had not been picked yet. Teh Yay! It was still there. I unloaded my truck bed at the curb. I barely had time to get back inside before I heard the truck coming.

Now that I’ve had a hot bath, I think I may eat lunch & take a nap.
See ya later.
(POO-f)

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Paddy --

Heh!

RabBeet --

You are a wonder; so sorry that you and BW have to put up with so much carp. Glad you made it home before your trash pickup.

I don’t think that “speed piano” is really a thing; there’re just some players out there with amazing talent who have worked enormously hard in order to play well. (Especially on the classical side.)

After hearing that Eldar track the first time and learning he was only 18, part of me wanted to just give it up and crawl into bed for six months. Not kidding.

I wonder if that was Nedra Z.’s last name? It must be.

Zez would be a good name for a funny-looking mutt. (I like dogs.) 🙂

Oh…Confrey’s full name was Edward Elzear Confrey

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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It just hit me…with today’s SCOTUS decision, K8-E’s got a whole new market for KFH&BBQ (aka Keith’s Faaaabulous Hall) clients!

I picked that image for its comedic fugliness; the hall looked quite lovely (from what little I recall of our wedding day.)

Jerry Atrick
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7 years ago

I can’t wait to be able to marry myself…so I won’t have to keep reporting me for raping myself.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago
Reply to  Jerry Atrick

Remember, when in California, it’s still rape unless you give continuous, affirmative consent!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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In other words:

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago

Jerry Atrick
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7 years ago

Nancy Pelosi never looked lovelier.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago
Reply to  Jerry Atrick

I can’t argue with that.

Rabbit
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Rabbit
7 years ago

Lube Rack Pelosi.
Too bad the hydraulic (sp) lift didn’t drop on her in ’57.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago
Reply to  Rabbit

Too bad the hydraulic (sp) lift didn’t drop a ’57 on her.

FIFY

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Lube Rack Pelosi.

“That’s right boys…get her greased up real good.”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago

I’m not sure what Fatwa is saying about this picture and grease and/or lube, but I just want everyone to know that I support his decision to express his sexuality in whatever way matches his current vision of himself -- subject to SCOTUS approval, of course.