Teh Squeaky Wheel
“Motherfarkin’ snakes in a cupboard!”
Three spent rounds??? How the heck does she fire that thing?
I’ll show myself out. 🙂
Good morning, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa!
Who keeps their snake in the spice cupboard?!
I don’t know. I keep mine in my pants…mostly.
Has the homeowner’s association been receiving complaints again?
And a hearty “heh” to you, good sir.
That’s preposterous; we keep ours in the pantry.
“Dear, would you get me some coriander?”
“Certainly! Let’s see: chives, cinnamon, coral snake, here we are -- coriander!”
Well we knew the egg rationing would cause a black snake market . . .
I hope y’all have a glorious 4th. I am off in the morning to West By God Virginia via Pittsburgh to see my Mom and some sibles. If you should happen to get a call re:bail I blame the Z3 and Bush, of course.