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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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G’day, GN!

“Motherfarkin’ snakes in a cupboard!”

Three spent rounds??? How the heck does she fire that thing?

I’ll show myself out. 🙂

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
6 years ago

Good morning, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa!

Who keeps their snake in the spice cupboard?!

Jerry Atrick
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6 years ago

I don’t know. I keep mine in my pants…mostly.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
6 years ago
Reply to  Jerry Atrick

Has the homeowner’s association been receiving complaints again?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hai, Jerry!

And a hearty “heh” to you, good sir.

Who keeps their snake in the spice cupboard?!

That’s preposterous; we keep ours in the pantry.

Hmmmmmmph!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
6 years ago

Exactly!

“Dear, would you get me some coriander?”
“Certainly! Let’s see: chives, cinnamon, coral snake, here we are -- coriander!”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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*Schnort*

Kate
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Kate
6 years ago

Well we knew the egg rationing would cause a black snake market . . .

I hope y’all have a glorious 4th. I am off in the morning to West By God Virginia via Pittsburgh to see my Mom and some sibles. If you should happen to get a call re:bail I blame the Z3 and Bush, of course.

Kate
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Kate
6 years ago

Well we knew the egg rationing would cause a black snake market . . .

I hope y’all have a glorious 4th. I am off in the morning to West By God Virginia via Pittsburgh to see my Mom and some sibles. If you should happen to get a call re:bail I blame the Z3 and Bush, of course.