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Fatwa Arbuckle: Unperson
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G’morning, GN!

Riffing offa Mac:

Sven --

Hope that you can make Troll Cat comfortable and that the meds help.

I’ve had sinus infections a couple of times; given the size of my proboscis, we basically had to carpet-bomb with antibiotics. 😉

Fatwa Arbuckle: Unperson
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Color me surprised: Syed Farook’s daddy has described his son as negatively “obsessed” with Israel.

In an interview with Italian daily La Stampa, Farook said that he once tried to console his son by promising him that Israel would not exist in another two years because “China, Russia and America will bring the Jews back to Ukraine.”

Crikey…I’ve gotta pack up all those books again?

“I told him he had to stay calm and be patient because in two years Israel will not exist any more. Geopolitics is changing: Russia, China and America don’t want Jews there any more. They are going to bring the Jews back to Ukraine. What is the point of fighting? We have already done it and we lost. Israel is not to be fought with weapons, but with politics. But he did not listen to me, he was obsessed,” Farook explained to US correspondent Paolo Mastrolilli.

Papa Farook seems nice; wonder how his son turned out to be such a Jooo-hating POS? 👿

Sven
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Sven
5 years ago

I hear that the Ukraine is very nice this time of year, Fatwa.

The SCOAMF will address us tonight. Can hardly wait to be told once again that ” this is not who we are” and that we are “not at war with Islam.”

And I’m sure he will have some wonderful ideas about limiting the Second Amendment and destroying that terrorist organization: the NRA.

Sven
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Sven
5 years ago

Troll cat is doing marginally better, but still not eating. He’s quite active though, or at least as active as you can be at 150 or however old he is.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Unperson
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Hai, Sven!

I hear that the Ukraine is very nice this time of year, Fatwa.

Yep…the weather’s fit for a kulak!

I can hardly wait to hear what words of wisdom and comfort our president will bestow upon us.

Good thoughts to Troll Cat, along with you and Mrs. Sven.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Unperson
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Oh…I see that Mr. Blue Glove Guy is baiting Sven again. 😉

Sven
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Sven
5 years ago

Yes, and with racist symbols that imply a warlike nature of the aboriginal contingent of our country that were nothing but peaceful stewards of the land. It’s despicable and Loretta Lynch should be notified.

And speaking of hurtful language, how despicable is it that the AG’s last name is “lynch”?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Unperson
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I’m shocked, shocked to learn that Mama Farook is active in a pro-caliphate Islamic group:

Rafia Farook, the mother of San Bernardino terrorist Syed Rizwan Farook, is an active member of the Islamic Circle of North America (ICNA), a Muslim organization that promotes the establishment of a caliphate and has ties to a radical Pakistani political group called Jamaat-e-Islami.

Farook’s affiliation with ICNA was revealed on Friday when MSNBC and other new outlets scoured the Farooks’ apartment in Redlands, Cal. An MSNBC reporter found a certificate of appreciation presented to Safia Farook last summer by ICNA’s sisters’ wing.

Well fiddle-dee-dee.

Al-Qaeda recruiter Anwar al-Awlaki has spoken at the group’s events. He spoke at an ICNA event in Baltimore in 2002, though the group has said that al-Awlaki was not radicalized at that time. Al-Awlaki exchanged emails with Nidal Hasan, the Army major who killed 13 people in a terrorist attack at Fort Hood in Nov. 2009. Al-Awlaki was killed by a U.S. drone strike in 2011 in Yemen.

Another ICNA member was indicted in April on federal terrorism charges. Noelle Valentzas and another woman were charged with plotting an attack on New York City similar to the attacks at the Boston Marathon.

Gosh golly gee…I am delighted we have two different Muslim jihad holes gathering places within a 5-to-7-minute drive of CasaK.

BrendaK
Admin
5 years ago

Good afternoon, Gerbillinos! It’s the
Most Wonderful Time Of The Year ©
and you need one of these on your tree (for the children, natch).

BrendaK
Admin
5 years ago
Reply to  Machinist

We’re gonna need more Elves-onna-shelf here.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Unperson
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Fatwa Arbuckle: Unperson
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Fatwa Arbuckle: Unperson
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Fatwa Arbuckle: Unperson
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And speaking of hurtful language, how despicable is it that the AG’s last name is “lynch”?

I was sort of hoping it was prophetic.

BrendaK
Admin
5 years ago

You people with your scary trees and warlike logos scare me.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
5 years ago

A blessed Sabbath, Gerbil Nation!
Generic seasonal greetings, Brenda, Fatwa, Sven, and Mac!

Our Precedent is going to lecture us tonight? Darn! I’m going to miss it! I don’t know what time he’s speachifying, but I know I’m busy. I’m sure he’ll mention Fareak’s radical parents and how they’re the type of immigrant America was founded on.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Unperson
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Hai, Paddy!

I’m sure he’ll mention Fareak’s radical parents and how they’re the type of immigrant America was founded on.

Rather like Papa Arbuckle, who originally immigrated as a professional well-poisoner and Messiah-killer.

Fareak

Heh.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Unperson
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Gags: B
Execution: D+

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
5 years ago

Did they include Goy to the World?
How about Fivel the Snowmensch?

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
5 years ago

What about that old German favorite (no, Fatwa, not that one), O, Chanukkah Bush?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Unperson
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Here ya go:

Fatwa Arbuckle: Unperson
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Sven
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Sven
5 years ago

What the heck? The Menorahs won?

KC beat the Raiders--rather the Raiders beat themselves--something I thought they had put behind them. So it goes

Sven
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Sven
5 years ago

Happy Hanukkah!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
5 years ago

Hark, the Maccabees did say,
our oil will burn more than seven days.
Piss on you, Seleucid scum,
we’ve re-entered Jerusalem!

Sven
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Sven
5 years ago

Well Obama surprised me: I thought he would go for the elimination of private gun sales. Instead, he he only popped out two anti-gun initiatives that he wants to see:

1. No selling of guns to those on the no-fly list, and
2. Make it harder for people to buy powerful assault weapons

1 is fairly clear; what he wants in terms of 2, I have no idea.

What really pisses me off though is from his closing: “My fellow Americans, I am confident we will succeed in this mission because we are on the right side of history.”

Flatulent bullshit. What the hell is the “right side of history”? Is there a left side as well? And even if we are there, how does that keep our country from being destroyed?