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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Monday again? Gaaaaaaaaaaaah!!1!

OTOH, in addition to being Sven’s Birfday 3/7, it’s also TeX’s Birfday 1/1!

So, for TeX:

And for Sven, a mountain, um, “lair” cake:

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
Editor

Ooops…forgot the eating implements.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
5 years ago

It’s like an Uri Geller fork!

Good morning, Fatwa, and Happy Birthday, TeX!

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
5 years ago

I’m looking st the rainfall totals for Houston where some friends live: 12 inches in the last 24 hours. Hope all Texas gerbils are staying dry and safe.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
Editor

Hai, Sven!

It’s like an Uri Geller fork!

*Schnort*

I second your thoughts re teh Tejas contingent; wish SoCal would get some more rain.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
5 years ago

Good morning, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa and Sven!

12 inches in the last 24 hours months.

Modified to match SoCal rainfall.

Happy birthday 1 of 7, TeX!

Dang! Now this new baker is messing up names! I wonder if I can sue for discrimination?

Happy birthday, Sven! I hope your recovery is coming along and that the ‘coons are taking good care of you in Mrs. Sven’s absence.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
5 years ago

I hope y’all have a strong stomach. As the man says, watch it all the way to the end.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
Editor

Criminy, Paddy; my first reaction was “these idiots need to be clubbed like baby harp seals”. (But that may be due to the fact I identify as a 6’5″ female Chinese seal fur trader.)

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
5 years ago

It reminds me a bit of this:

Hey, if I can be any gender I choose at any given moment (and no, you aren’t allowed to ask why, or for explanations), and Rachel Dolezal can be any race she wants, then why can’t my hand be a dolphin?

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
5 years ago

Personally, I’d like to micro-agress the whole bloody lot of them until they were all huddled in the corner, sucking their collective thumbs.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
Editor

I’m down with that plan and would be happy to assist; how many micro-aggressions does it take to make a macro-aggression or three? 👿

BrendaK
Admin
5 years ago

A fitting cake for the Mouse That Roared, with words more powerful than a sword

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Happy birthday, TeX!

BrendaK
Admin
5 years ago

And for 3/7, our Sven gets:

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Shred it, like a viking!