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Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Sunday salutations, Wheelizens!


“Oh waiter…there’s a hare in my coffee!”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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“Oh waiter…there’s a glare in my coffee!”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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“Oh waiter…there’s a bear in my coffee!”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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“Oh waiter…there’s a Herr in my coffee!”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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“Oh waiter…there’s a mare in my coffee!”

BrendaK
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4 years ago

You both know that punnery is a one-way ticket to hell, and yet you still did it. Now I’m going to have to go rescue you both from whatever level punsters get sentenced to, and you should know that I’m not the nice, fluffy kind of rescuer.

It didn’t have to be this way, you know, but you just HAD to pun.[mumble-grumble]

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Reply to  BrendaK

Do you think saving us might be…

•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)

…a Dante-ing proposition?

BrendaK
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4 years ago

Sigh. I see I’ll have to bring along the rake.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Reply to  Machinist

According to my honey: not funny.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Reply to  Machinist

Well-played, sir.

One of the keys to successful comedy is good tine-ing.

BrendaK
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4 years ago

Not a pun

BrendaK
Admin
4 years ago

I didn’t say puns aren’t funny -- they’re frequently very funny. The ‘I know it’s wrong’ kind of funny. Very wrong.

this is less pun than terminal cuteness -- still deadly

BrendaK
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4 years ago

No, you misunderstand! I’m not going to beat you with the Rake; I’m going to need the rake to fish your soul out of Pun Hell.

But the haikus might save you. That’d be good.

BrendaK
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4 years ago

BrendaK
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4 years ago

I’m binge watching MasterChef Australia — at 1.28 speed. It makes me happy (because they’re so talented and supportive of each other), and motivated because Speed Cooking On Speed.

Wooooosh, there’s yer lemon curd, mate!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Epic haiku-storm, Mac!

*Clap clap clap clap clap*

Brenda and her rake
Know where I lay my head down
Alas, poor Fatwa

does Fatwa toot fire?

After fresh jalapeños -- or lots of Szechwan chili oil -- many things are possible. 👿

BrendaK
Admin
4 years ago

Fatwa is my Dragon. Why, just last night he saved me from a ceiling palmetto.

What a ceiling dragon might look like:

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Mac is on a tear
Of five, then seven, then five
Saving soul from puns

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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I’ve always liked Heinlein’s concept of dragons from “Glory Road”, which was basically gut methane and piezoelectric teeth.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
4 years ago

A blessed Sabbath, Gerbil Nation!

Good morning, Fatwa!
Good morning, punny Mac-ster!
I hope all is well!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
4 years ago

To Shun the Wusthof
or choose the utility,
good steel cuts both ways.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
4 years ago

Day Camp is over,
but papers remain to do
while life stays busy.

BrendaK
Admin
4 years ago

What really lies at the center of a black hole:

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Teh Hoff kilt teh thread?

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
4 years ago

Puns, haiku, and Hoff. Sounds like a full day at teh wheel.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
4 years ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

Either that or a bad 80’s cop show.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
4 years ago

Seven stabbed in Sacramento.. more blood on the hands of the NRA.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Reply to  Sven 2-0

I think you misspelled “stabby, self-righteous ‘by any means necessary’ fascist goons who need a good ass whuppin'”.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
4 years ago

I was just saving President Obama the trouble of putting out a statement.

The problem in Sacramento though, just like the earlier assaults in Anaheim a few months ago, is that the so called anti-facists are no better than the white supremacists, and the police in both cases stood by and let it happen. And it isn’t much different from what has occurred to Trump supporters after some of their rallies.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Nice of you to help Il Douchey out; har!

SCOTUS ruled back in ’75 that the police have no duty to protect (see Warren v. District of Columbia).