Teh Squeaky Wheel
Tuesday greetings, GN!
And Happy Birfday 1/7 to BetterHalfK (who is on a shark kick)!!1!
Shark-shark-shark-shark, I’m a shark!
I think I brought enough for everyone.
In addition to being SharkieK’s special day, the Angel of Death gave us a pass last night; yay! (Despite the fact I was told not to put lamb’s blood on our door because “it attracts flies”.)
Bah! (Or “baa!”, if you prefer.)
That ought to help us dodge Plague #3, I suppose.
Here’s some coffee to go with those cupcakes:
Happy birthday, Brenda!
Hope you have a good day at Teh Bestest Place Evar.
Proposed Southwest ad campaign in light of United’s “recent unpleasantness”:
And that would be just perfect.
Update @ 9:59 a.m.: down 4.17%
Good morning, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, BrendaShark, Fatwa, and Sven!
Happy birthday uno of 7, Brenda-the-Shark -K!
Those are just adorable! And probably bite back!
Nothing says “Bite me!” like Sharknado cupcakes!
Those shark cone cupcakes are kinda cool (and rather cute, too.)
Teh “K” stands for “sharK”. 😉
Teh “K” stands for “sharK”.
Brenda-the Shark-Shark -- now with extra Shark!
And an extra dorsal fin, too. Because shark.
I’d really like to take a 2″x4″ with rusty 16D nails sticking out at one end to Press Secretary mouth-breathing, gibbering dimwit Sean Spicer. He should be terminated -- either from his job and/or his ability to ambulate under his own power -- immediately.
Quoth he today:
“You had someone as despicable as Hitler, who didn’t even sink to using chemical weapons,” Spicer said during Tuesday’s press briefing.
Between Spicer and that scurrilous fuckball Jeff Sessions, I am woefully underimpressed with Trump’s ability to hire non-mentally-challenged people for important posts. (I’ll give Trump provisional credit for Mattis and Gorsuch, but they don’t offset Sean and Jefferson Beauregard.)
I keep hoping these guys will learn and get better, but then I’m a Raiders fan so it’s second nature these last many years.
Thank you, thank you, thank you! I’ve had a lovely day today, and ice cream cake!
Ice cream cake sounds lovely, Miss Brenda. But did you get some nice new Capodimonte figurines?