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Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Tuesday greetings, GN!

And Happy Birfday 1/7 to BetterHalfK (who is on a shark kick)!!1!

BrendaK
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4 years ago

Shark-shark-shark-shark, I’m a shark!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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I think I brought enough for everyone.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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In addition to being SharkieK’s special day, the Angel of Death gave us a pass last night; yay! (Despite the fact I was told not to put lamb’s blood on our door because “it attracts flies”.)

Bah! (Or “baa!”, if you prefer.)

That ought to help us dodge Plague #3, I suppose.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Here’s some coffee to go with those cupcakes:

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
4 years ago

Happy birthday, Brenda!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Hai, Sven!

Hope you have a good day at Teh Bestest Place Evar.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Proposed Southwest ad campaign in light of United’s “recent unpleasantness”:

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Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
4 years ago

And that would be just perfect.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Heh.

Update @ 9:59 a.m.: down 4.17%

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Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
4 years ago

Good morning, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, BrendaShark, Fatwa, and Sven!

Happy birthday uno of 7, Brenda-the-Shark -K!

BrendaK
Admin
4 years ago

Those are just adorable! And probably bite back!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
4 years ago
Reply to  BrendaK

Nothing says “Bite me!” like Sharknado cupcakes!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Hai, Paddy!

Those shark cone cupcakes are kinda cool (and rather cute, too.)

Brenda-the-Shark -K

Teh “K” stands for “sharK”. 😉

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
4 years ago

Teh “K” stands for “sharK”.

Brenda-the Shark-Shark -- now with extra Shark!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Precisely.

And an extra dorsal fin, too. Because shark.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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I’d really like to take a 2″x4″ with rusty 16D nails sticking out at one end to Press Secretary mouth-breathing, gibbering dimwit Sean Spicer. He should be terminated -- either from his job and/or his ability to ambulate under his own power -- immediately.

Quoth he today:

“You had someone as despicable as Hitler, who didn’t even sink to using chemical weapons,” Spicer said during Tuesday’s press briefing.

Between Spicer and that scurrilous fuckball Jeff Sessions, I am woefully underimpressed with Trump’s ability to hire non-mentally-challenged people for important posts. (I’ll give Trump provisional credit for Mattis and Gorsuch, but they don’t offset Sean and Jefferson Beauregard.)

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
4 years ago

I keep hoping these guys will learn and get better, but then I’m a Raiders fan so it’s second nature these last many years.

BrendaK
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4 years ago

Thank you, thank you, thank you! I’ve had a lovely day today, and ice cream cake!

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
4 years ago
Reply to  BrendaK

Ice cream cake sounds lovely, Miss Brenda. But did you get some nice new Capodimonte figurines?