Teh Squeaky Wheel
"I’m glad both you and Plaguie are recovering, but I’m sorry to hear about the poisoned apple (juice). Do you suspect y’all are playing a role in a poorly-written, knock-off fairy tale?"
Friday…hooray! Another day of my inbox being flooded by -- and seemingly-incessant phone calls from -- people who would not be in a pickle if they’d listened to and/or had a bit of trust in JimCo over the last year or two. Also, condo owners who don’t have a clue about how their Homeowners’ Associations do things. “No…we can’t just fix it; the work has to be approved first. And since that’s not up to JimCo, your repeated calls to me don’t accomplish anything except interrupting me while I’m trying to prepare a proposal to repair your leak.” What I… Read more »
Oh, Fatwa, I am but an egg when it comes to the wild imaginings such a broad jest affords.
You are teh master!
Still, in the spirit of all joining in I humbly offer the old classic sideshow game…
I hope this morning finds you well.
It’s been lovely to see you and dv8 ’round here; iz very nice. 😉
And I wish I’d thought of “Whack-A-Jew”; kindly do not underestimate your own Snark Quotient, madam.
You are teh master!
Thank you bunches, but rectitude requires me to unequivocally state that -- compared with Papa Arbuckle -- I, too, am but an egg. (He was brilliantly tasteless…among many other sterling qualities.)
This just came my way:
Happy Friday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, and Harper!!!11!!!eleventy!!
Fatwa -- too bad you can’t ask all those condo owners to send you a cash deposit, to hold their place in line.
Cash is wonderfully, ah, fungible. 👿
Alas, we are, of course, hired by their HOAs; often through a management company. (In 27 years, I’ve only dealt with one HOA where owners are responsible for their own roofs.)
NAME THAT RIDE.
(I still find those fun; how can you not like a ride where the goal is to deliberately crash into other folks?)
A tale of bagel bakers, the mob and why most bagels are carp:
Interesting story. Thanks.
Well I want to switch to a day schedule (I seem to be able to flip my schedule these days, pretty easily) so Harper and I are going to sleep early.
Night night, Gerbils.
Fatwa: Hope you find that software useful/interesting.
Good night to both of you. Sleep well.
Bummer -- I’ve become Fatwa and missed Miss Harper!
You’re growing a mullet??
Hi, Fatwa, Paddy, Mac, and Sven. Plaguie and dv8, in absentia. Greetings from balmy Fort Lauderdale. Here on business for the week.
Take care of yourself, Sir. I hope you have some fun while you are there.
always nice when you drop in sir. We are honored by the wossname poison apple wheel text thingy.