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Fatwa Arbuckle
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Friday…hooray! Another day of my inbox being flooded by -- and seemingly-incessant phone calls from -- people who would not be in a pickle if they’d listened to and/or had a bit of trust in JimCo over the last year or two. Also, condo owners who don’t have a clue about how their Homeowners’ Associations do things. “No…we can’t just fix it; the work has to be approved first. And since that’s not up to JimCo, your repeated calls to me don’t accomplish anything except interrupting me while I’m trying to prepare a proposal to repair your leak.” What I… Read more »

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ThePlagueFairy
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ThePlagueFairy

Oh, Fatwa, I am but an egg when it comes to the wild imaginings such a broad jest affords.
You are teh master!

Still, in the spirit of all joining in I humbly offer the old classic sideshow game…

Whack-a-jew

Fatwa Arbuckle
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Harper!!1!

I hope this morning finds you well.

It’s been lovely to see you and dv8 ’round here; iz very nice. 😉

And I wish I’d thought of “Whack-A-Jew”; kindly do not underestimate your own Snark Quotient, madam.

You are teh master!

Thank you bunches, but rectitude requires me to unequivocally state that -- compared with Papa Arbuckle -- I, too, am but an egg. (He was brilliantly tasteless…among many other sterling qualities.)

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This just came my way:

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Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur

Happy Friday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, and Harper!!!11!!!eleventy!!

Fatwa -- too bad you can’t ask all those condo owners to send you a cash deposit, to hold their place in line.

Fatwa Arbuckle
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Hi, Paddy!

Yup.

Cash is wonderfully, ah, fungible. 👿

Alas, we are, of course, hired by their HOAs; often through a management company. (In 27 years, I’ve only dealt with one HOA where owners are responsible for their own roofs.)

ThePlagueFairy
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ThePlagueFairy

NAME THAT RIDE.

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Fatwa Arbuckle
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Heeee!!

‘Splode ‘Ems?

Islamobiles?

Volkswagen Jeddas?

(I still find those fun; how can you not like a ride where the goal is to deliberately crash into other folks?)

Fatwa Arbuckle
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A tale of bagel bakers, the mob and why most bagels are carp:

https://www.grubstreet.com/2020/01/bagel-mafia-wars-local-338-union.html

dv8
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Well I want to switch to a day schedule (I seem to be able to flip my schedule these days, pretty easily) so Harper and I are going to sleep early.

Night night, Gerbils.

Fatwa: Hope you find that software useful/interesting.

Sven
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Sven

Bummer -- I’ve become Fatwa and missed Miss Harper!

Jerry Atrick
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Hi, Fatwa, Paddy, Mac, and Sven. Plaguie and dv8, in absentia. Greetings from balmy Fort Lauderdale. Here on business for the week.

dv8
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always nice when you drop in sir. We are honored by the wossname poison apple wheel text thingy.