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ThePlagueFairy
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ThePlagueFairy
20 days ago

SquEaK!!

You talkin’ ’bout me? I not are trash-panda!

Shhhh…(I did eat a lot of ice cream over the holidays so I am feeling adorably chubby.)/Shhh

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ThePlagueFairy
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ThePlagueFairy
20 days ago

Do do dooo.

You guys gonna sleep all day?

That’s my job!

ThePlagueFairy
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ThePlagueFairy
20 days ago

Ok…OK!! I’LL BE A TRASH PANDA FOR REALS IF ALL Y’ALL WILL JUST SQUEAK. IT’S GETTIN’ SPOOKY IN HERE!

And Boo kitteh is a lier so, ya know…

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
20 days ago

Good morning, Miss Harper. Wonderful to see you!

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
20 days ago

Checking the property this morning for any storm damage and came across this. Mrs Sven denies any knowledge of this anomaly.

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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
20 days ago
Reply to  Mac

Good morning, Mac!

I’m sorry about your health issues. Is there anything you can do, other than wait for the stones to pass?

Work provided me with a 27″ monitor this year, which replaced a 20″ 720p monitor. The difference is huge! A 32″ monitor could make one feel like they were controlling the world.

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
20 days ago
Reply to  Mac

New monitor, new speakers, and…kidney stones. There’s a mixed bag. Hope you get to feeling better.

Much cheaper, but will it last as long?

Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
20 days ago

Happy Trash-Panda Friday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Harper, and Sven!

Harper, dear lady, we would never accuse you of being a trash panda. You are much too dignified for that! Thank you for the comments you left on the M.O. Fatwa was a special soul and we all miss him.

Sven -- those are the dried pods of the carob, or locust bean, tree.

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
20 days ago

Naw, they are bananas. Mrs Sven won’t admit it, but she tried to throw them down the hill for the “animals”. Her arm ain’t what it used to be.

Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
20 days ago

LOL

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
20 days ago

What a bunch of c**ksuckers. Really brave and tough around a bunch of old people peacefully protesting. Not so much when buildings are burning and people are looting.

https://redstate.com/brutalbrittany/2023/01/06/ashli-babbitts-mother-arrested-for-not-being-on-sidewalk-on-two-year-anniversary-of-j6-death-n684581

Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
20 days ago

Remember when Capitol Police told BLM rioters and arsonists to “get on the sidewalk or you’ll be arrested”? Yeah, neither do I.

ThePlagueFairy
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ThePlagueFairy
20 days ago

How dare they?!?

And I mean that seriously and not in the way of riffing off Greta Thunberg sounding like Isabella Rosalini’s mother saying it.

It’s moments like this that remind us that they’d like nothing better than to have an excuse to bring marshal law down upon our heads and that we ought to start thinking of other ways to respond.

I know civil war is spoken of but do you ever think of what it might be like to have small, ex-military, etc. Sooper seekret troops showing the displeasure of the people while keeping the POB from having an excuse to crack down? Sounds like the plot to a book. Hmmm…

Oh, dryers won’t help my manners but a fond, if late greeting to each of you! It’s been lovely to see your furry faces here today. Sven, last night I listened to the blues you posted a few days ago. Achingly beautiful, thank you. I have saved it.

Dear Gentle Mac, I am sorry you’re in pain. I hope you can get some rest tonight. No fever? Can the doctors target the stones with sound waves and blast them into tiny fragments to allow them to pass? My knowledge of how kidney stones are treated is sketchy.

I hope you’re safe from the storms, Paddy’O. You, too, Sven.

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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
19 days ago
Reply to  ThePlagueFairy

My dear Lady, how wonderful it is to read your posts. I appreciate your reference to Isabella Rossellini’s mother!

Yes, they (both major parties) would like nothing more than to declare martial law and be done with the nuisance of the Constitution. Being power-hungry hooligans, they don’t believe that the huddled masses would dare to offer more than token resistance. I hope they are wrong and also hope that more Americans support freedom than did during the Revolution.

Never worry about dryers, dear lady -- your manners should be allowed to dry in the sunshine and breeze, as is proper.

My home is safe from the physical storms, gentle Harper, and we are weathering the other type. I thank you for your concern.

Do you have a particular piece of music that you would like to share with us tonight?

dv8
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dv8
19 days ago

Nice to see my sweetheart here while I was asleep.