In our never-ending effort to keep up with the hordes of users and massive bandwidth demands, we are migrating this site to a new and better service.

We’re back online in our new home, teh yay!

UPDATE: Shuttering the site is not an option. While some have been lured away by the siren song of Facebook, I don’t find it to be the same intimate community as Teh Squeak. I can’t imagine RabBiT expressing the same tribulations on Facebook or Paddy or Sven or me or any other Gerbil. This is truly a special place, if currently a little under utilized. It will remain. I will find a solution. In the meantime: Keep Calm and Carry On.

Here is where we stand:

• I can migrate the site to WordPress.com but each user will have to reregister on WordPress.com. When I tested the import of this site, I have to assign posts and comments to the new registered users. That means that until everyone who has posted since 2013 is registered, I can’t import Teh Squeaky Wheel prior posts.
• I can use DNN which I’ve used in the past and blogging platform “A” that includes a WordPress like admin panel but no import capability for now – I would have to create a procedure to accomplish that. Wait! Did I say I? I meant someone with more skill and who has more time, what with not having to do Friday Night Captioning Contests.
• I can use DNN and blogging platform “B” than does not include a WordPress like admin panel but does include the ability to import a complete WordPress site.

All options allow for posting videos.

The choice is yours. Discuss amongst your damn selves.

If this post doesn’t appear, then we are on the new site. Wish me luck! LUCK!!!!!!!

Teh Squeak is moving to WordPress.com. I need the room for other business.

Nothing will change and I hope to get this site transferred along with logins, posts and comment history. This site will be going off-line tomorrow afternoon/evening. The address will be the same, www.tehsqueak.com.

All is well. Carry on carrying on.

WordPress websites worldwide are under attack from one or more BotNets. Stay calm. DO NOT PANIC!!!!!!!! DO NOT USE ALL CAPS!!!!!! We’ve got it under control (we’re all gonna die).

Send Jerry your SSN and credit card numbers! Don’t forget your security code! All will be OK.

So sorry about the delay. PHP configuration is not my forte’. Enjoy.

Teh Squeaky Wheel will be transferring to a new server with the same host. I don’t know exactly when — maybe tonight or tomorrow. If tonight, we will be down for a while because I won’t enter the new IP address until morning.

You can tell it’s important by the number of exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!

Tonight Teh Squeaky Wheel will host a series of contests of earth shattering importance. These contests will begin at 10:00pm Eastern / 7:00pm Pacific time.

[ujicountdown id=”Jeopardy1″ expire=”2013/08/29 22:00″ hide = “true”]

Tell, email or call your friends and loved ones so that they may participate in this first-ever gigantic, rapid-fire contest that is totally not like Jeopardy.

Each of the 12 contests will last for 5 minutes so be alert and type fast. Just slightly less than two hours till ……….

THIS    IS    TEHPARDY!

ALL ANSWERS MUST BE IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION TO BE COUNTED.