It’s Friday Night Captioning!
Y’know what’s worse than a tanked economy and shaky banks? Worse even than some leathery bint from the IMF teaming up with the UN to try to disarm every-damn-body except for celebrities and politicians? This is worse than that:
A fat boy in a starving land full of No Dongs.
Still, there must be some laughter even in the Hermit Crab Shack Kingdom, and you’re just the men/women/gerbils to let the world have a giggle when you CAPTION THAT.
“Everyone smile and say, ‘Herro, Hans Brix!'”
“No, that is not a snack, Tubby. You have to give the baby back.”
I want my baby back baby back baby back…
“C’mon…Dennis Rodman’s not that scary.”
Are we smiling yet?
From Los Angeles, the Kim family awaits transportation to the internment camps…
Hiya, K8-E!!!1!1!!
And Sven1!!!
Who put the headband on that previously adorable baby?
It’s a promo shot for “Toddlers & Tiaras: Gangnam Style”.
I think you just won.
I think you just won.
Not a blonde in teh bunch…
Hey, Fatwa ( and Sven)!
Hey, Fatwa ( and Sven)!
In North Korean Paradise they are all blonde.
(Not a comment so don’t you judge me!!!)
Hi guys!!!!!!!!!!!
In North Korean Paradise they are all blonde.
Has anyone seen the family dog? Oh yeah, never mind.
Best Korea has Best Happy Family. Or else.
Not fair. Kate is doubling up!
Double posting -- is that because everything is Double Plus Good here in North Korea?
“Real Multiple Housewives of Pyonyang”
I have powers even I don’t know about, Sven.
Heh.
I have powers even I don’t know about, Sven.
Heh.
Hey, Kate & Fatwa & Sven! (Well, ok, Fatwa is riiiiight behind me and I already said hello to him this morning, but polite is polite.)
TMI
Considering the last thread, don’t know if ‘Fatwa’ and ‘behind’ should be mentioned in the same post.
Really Happy Multiple Housewives, Fatwa
That’s not Fatwa.
Yes it is. Better be, or no more kisses for you, Mister.
Just how old was that Kimchi, Mom?
Double posting is fine. You’ll just have to type faster, Sven. This.is.CAPTIONING!
Yes, once we invade the south there will be grits!
Riffing off of K8-E:
“Successful dictatorship is like a fart; only your own smells good.”
“I used to be so ronery, but then I ordered an Insta-Family from Amazon.com!”
The Kim Family proudly displays their new stucco.
*Snort*
The Norks, founders of Mormonism!
I hope that isn’t the super power I don’t know about.
Is the dude in teh uniform from the Ministry of Jocosity?
In North Korea, there are no carpets, only drapes.
Jerrie! Yay!
Hi, Jerry!
Hi everbody!!!
Says the General, “Is that a No Dong in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
…
Oh. No Dong.”
And he’s off to the Camps.
In North Korea, a child’s foot may not touch the ground until they reach the age of maturity.
Hey, Jerry! You look like you’ve lost some weight!
Woman in upper right:
“Jeebus…I thought the rice paddies were a bummer…”
I just noticed, Fatwa’s avatar is the before to my after.
All the women look like they could use some Depends stat.
“I’m not just the president of the Lesbian Haircut Club for Men; I’m also a client.”
(Aisde: I’m sure that, because of this expert internet lambasting, by tomorrow there’ll be a pic out of NK displaying their new missile map…with a dotted line leading straight to Happy Larry-ville. Just you wait!)
Are those blue things stirrups for the world’s most revealing gynecological exam?
O.M.G.
I’m not sure I like coming in 4th after Austin. Breman,TX sure, but Austin?
General: And, as an example of our advanced Best Korea technology, my uniform cap doubles as a rice bowl! In case we should someday have some, you know, rice to eat.”
This is my daughter, Kim, and my other daughter Kim, and my other daughter Kim…and some old guy -- he’s also named Kim.
Hey, Paddy! My other brother Darryl thanks you!
Smile and say “Good-bye San Francisco!”
When I stand on this small child…erm, box…I almost look tall!