Holy Frijoli, It’s Captioning Time!

It’s Friday Night Captioning!

Y’know what’s worse than a tanked economy and shaky banks?  Worse even than some leathery bint from the IMF teaming up with the UN to try to disarm every-damn-body except for celebrities and politicians?  This is worse than that:

A fat boy in a starving land full of No Dongs.

Still, there must be some laughter even in the Hermit Crab Shack Kingdom, and you’re just the men/women/gerbils to let the world have a giggle when you CAPTION THAT.

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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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8 years ago

“Everyone smile and say, ‘Herro, Hans Brix!'”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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8 years ago
Reply to  BrendaK

I want my baby back baby back baby back…

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
Editor
8 years ago

“C’mon…Dennis Rodman’s not that scary.”

Kate
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Kate(@kate)
8 years ago

Are we smiling yet?

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0(@sven)
8 years ago

From Los Angeles, the Kim family awaits transportation to the internment camps…

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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8 years ago

Hiya, K8-E!!!1!1!!

And Sven1!!!

Kate
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Kate(@kate)
8 years ago

Who put the headband on that previously adorable baby?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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8 years ago
Reply to  Kate

It’s a promo shot for “Toddlers & Tiaras: Gangnam Style”.

Kate
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Kate(@kate)
8 years ago

I think you just won.

Kate
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Kate(@kate)
8 years ago

I think you just won.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0(@sven)
8 years ago

Not a blonde in teh bunch…

Kate
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Kate(@kate)
8 years ago

Hey, Fatwa ( and Sven)!

Kate
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Kate(@kate)
8 years ago

Hey, Fatwa ( and Sven)!

Kate
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Kate(@kate)
8 years ago

In North Korean Paradise they are all blonde.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0(@sven)
8 years ago

(Not a comment so don’t you judge me!!!)

Hi guys!!!!!!!!!!!

Kate
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Kate(@kate)
8 years ago

In North Korean Paradise they are all blonde.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0(@sven)
8 years ago

Has anyone seen the family dog? Oh yeah, never mind.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0(@sven)
8 years ago

Not fair. Kate is doubling up!

Kate
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Kate(@kate)
8 years ago

Double posting -- is that because everything is Double Plus Good here in North Korea?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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8 years ago

“Real Multiple Housewives of Pyonyang”

Kate
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Kate(@kate)
8 years ago

I have powers even I don’t know about, Sven.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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8 years ago
Reply to  Kate

Heh.

Kate
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Kate(@kate)
8 years ago

I have powers even I don’t know about, Sven.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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8 years ago
Reply to  Kate

Heh.

Kate
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Kate(@kate)
8 years ago
Reply to  BrendaK

TMI

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0(@sven)
8 years ago
Reply to  BrendaK

Considering the last thread, don’t know if ‘Fatwa’ and ‘behind’ should be mentioned in the same post.

Kate
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Kate(@kate)
8 years ago

Really Happy Multiple Housewives, Fatwa

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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8 years ago

Fatwa is riiiiight behind me…

That’s not Fatwa.

Kate
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Kate(@kate)
8 years ago

Just how old was that Kimchi, Mom?

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0(@sven)
8 years ago

Yes, once we invade the south there will be grits!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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8 years ago

Riffing off of K8-E:

“Successful dictatorship is like a fart; only your own smells good.”

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0(@sven)
8 years ago

The Kim Family proudly displays their new stucco.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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8 years ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

*Snort*

Jerry Atrick
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Jerry Atrick(@jerry-atrick)
8 years ago

The Norks, founders of Mormonism!

Kate
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Kate(@kate)
8 years ago

I hope that isn’t the super power I don’t know about.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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8 years ago

Is the dude in teh uniform from the Ministry of Jocosity?

Jerry Atrick
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Jerry Atrick(@jerry-atrick)
8 years ago

In North Korea, there are no carpets, only drapes.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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8 years ago

Hi, Jerry!

Jerry Atrick
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Jerry Atrick(@jerry-atrick)
8 years ago

Hi everbody!!!

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0(@sven)
8 years ago

In North Korea, a child’s foot may not touch the ground until they reach the age of maturity.

Kate
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Kate(@kate)
8 years ago

Hey, Jerry! You look like you’ve lost some weight!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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8 years ago

Woman in upper right:

“Jeebus…I thought the rice paddies were a bummer…”

Jerry Atrick
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Jerry Atrick(@jerry-atrick)
8 years ago

I just noticed, Fatwa’s avatar is the before to my after.

Kate
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Kate(@kate)
8 years ago

All the women look like they could use some Depends stat.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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8 years ago

“I’m not just the president of the Lesbian Haircut Club for Men; I’m also a client.”

Jerry Atrick
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Jerry Atrick(@jerry-atrick)
8 years ago

Are those blue things stirrups for the world’s most revealing gynecological exam?

Kate
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Kate(@kate)
8 years ago

I’m not sure I like coming in 4th after Austin. Breman,TX sure, but Austin?

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur(@jwmorgan)
8 years ago

This is my daughter, Kim, and my other daughter Kim, and my other daughter Kim…and some old guy -- he’s also named Kim.

Kate
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Kate(@kate)
8 years ago

Hey, Paddy! My other brother Darryl thanks you!

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0(@sven)
8 years ago

Smile and say “Good-bye San Francisco!”

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur(@jwmorgan)
8 years ago

When I stand on this small child…erm, box…I almost look tall!