Last week we captioned:
A fat boy in a starving land full of No Dongs.
Now, you will vote!
Winners will receive a free non-expense paid trip to Happy Larry-ville, GA where you will enjoy the lumpy guest mattress of your fabulous hosts, BrendaK and Fatwa. You will enjoy mowing their lawn twice a week, and will be treated to the best gruel in the South! With a biscuit! Just one biscuit, mind you. It’s not like we’re made of biscuits, you know.
Darlin’O’MineK --
You neglected to mention that an extra-lumpy mattress is available for a nominal charge; not to mention that guests can opt to fresser-size their biscuit:
And don’t forget, folks: here in Larryville, we have not one but two Romanian Baptist churches featuring Saturday night stolen-chicken dinners. (“We rustled them today, so you know they’re fresh!!1!!!”)
That’s a wonderful prize, Brenda. I hope I win!
Because of your (and Mrs. Sven’s) long record of being a gracious host to me, I’ll comp you on teh extra-lumpy mattress and large biscuit.
Plus, I’ll throw-in a drive-by viewing of where Larry Flynt got shot.
Just another reason to ban guns, Fatwa.
Can I swap the lumpy mattress for two biscuits if I win?
Bet there’re a fair number of “liberals” who think shooting Flynt was an appropriate use of a gun.
Sure…but the biscuits aren’t as lumpy as teh mattress; just sayin’.
So you and me, Fatwa, neck and neck at 33%. Ties go to me, cuz, well, Bush.
Okay, but…need I remind you who set-up this poll?
OTOH, if I win, I effectively get nothing.
Yeah, yeah. But you guys don’t want even the faint taint of impropriety following you around, do youse?
Hmmmm. Faint Taint-good name for a band.
Impropriety follows us everywhere we go. It’s like some homeless puppy with mange.
And, hey! I do not rig the contests. I honestly do try to find the best quotes for the vote. If I’m doing it wrong, let me know. We can come to some kind of arrangement, I’m sure. I have no problem with people letting me know which quote they’d prefer I select.
(My criteria is usually, did it make me [laugh/snort/go ewwwww])