Last Friday’s Caption Contest: The Votening

Last week we captioned:

A fat boy in a starving land full of No Dongs.

Now, you will vote!

Winners will receive a free non-expense paid trip to Happy Larry-ville, GA where you will enjoy the lumpy guest mattress of your fabulous hosts, BrendaK and Fatwa. You will enjoy mowing their lawn twice a week, and will be treated to the best gruel in the South! With a biscuit! Just one biscuit, mind you. It’s not like we’re made of biscuits, you know.

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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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8 years ago

Darlin’O’MineK --

You neglected to mention that an extra-lumpy mattress is available for a nominal charge; not to mention that guests can opt to fresser-size their biscuit:

And don’t forget, folks: here in Larryville, we have not one but two Romanian Baptist churches featuring Saturday night stolen-chicken dinners. (“We rustled them today, so you know they’re fresh!!1!!!”)

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0(@sven)
8 years ago

That’s a wonderful prize, Brenda. I hope I win!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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8 years ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

Because of your (and Mrs. Sven’s) long record of being a gracious host to me, I’ll comp you on teh extra-lumpy mattress and large biscuit.

Plus, I’ll throw-in a drive-by viewing of where Larry Flynt got shot.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0(@sven)
8 years ago

Just another reason to ban guns, Fatwa.

Can I swap the lumpy mattress for two biscuits if I win?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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8 years ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

Just another reason to ban guns, Fatwa.

Bet there’re a fair number of “liberals” who think shooting Flynt was an appropriate use of a gun.

Can I swap the lumpy mattress for two biscuits if I win?

Sure…but the biscuits aren’t as lumpy as teh mattress; just sayin’.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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8 years ago

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0(@sven)
8 years ago

So you and me, Fatwa, neck and neck at 33%. Ties go to me, cuz, well, Bush.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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8 years ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

Okay, but…need I remind you who set-up this poll?

OTOH, if I win, I effectively get nothing.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0(@sven)
8 years ago

Yeah, yeah. But you guys don’t want even the faint taint of impropriety following you around, do youse?

Hmmmm. Faint Taint-good name for a band.