Caption Time! Allee-allee-all come free, it’s Caption Time!

The arts, politics, religion, living statues and even mimes…we’ll caption anything around here. Got your hopes up yet? Yeah, no, it’s politics again. Sigh.


A Smaller International Teeny Weenie Gesture Than Usually Found

He’s in the news again. Apparently Mr. Weiner feels that he would make a simply MAHvelous major for NYC, and I can’t honestly say that he wouldn’t be a suitable following act for Bloomberg.

He needs our help, though. Our help with a suitable campaign motto — so, please do your part and CAPTION THAT.

(Your hostess, BrendaK, is happily abuzz thanks to a happy time up to Kate’s happy place and the miracle of entirely new and happy Grand Margaritas.)

This Captioning approved by:

The Squidward Institution for Facial Reconstruction

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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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“I’m going to go Mayor Bloomberg one better and ban small gulps, too.”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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“…and when Huma found about about that Tweet, she gave me such a pinch!”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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“…further, I will introduce legislation making comparisons of me with Squidward a Class 2 felony.”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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“Yes, I did just puke on my own tie; next question!”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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I mean, it’s Weiner. That’s gotta be fishing in a barrel easy.

Yeah…it’s like shooting wieners in a, oh, nevermind…

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
Editor

Oooooh…sporty!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hmmmm…I’m pretty sure I announced the contest just like you asked me to, SweetheartK.

X_LA_Native
Admin
8 years ago

Actually, that’s a pretty good approximation of Weiner’s schnoz, ain’t it?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  BrendaK

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…ow! Quit it!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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I guess Huffpo or DU must be having a cooler captioning contest.

Kate
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Kate
8 years ago

Hey CaptionCaptainK! Let me get the yellow pollen off my keyboard and I will take a whack at this captionating

joeschmo1of3
Admin
8 years ago

“My former staff just told me how big my chances for even getting out of the primary on a run for mayor. But I’m an optimist!”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hi, K8-E and Joe!

Thanks for taking pity on us.

joeschmo1of3
Admin
8 years ago

Oh, and I’m not really here either… There’s some kind of brute force attack targeting WordPress software on servers, so I wanted to make sure we weren’t being stupid with any default logins or passwords. We seem to be okay, but a lot of the internet is running slow from repetitive login activity.

joeschmo1of3
Admin
8 years ago

Great to be seen! Okay, one more:

“And at the height of the ‘time of unpleasantness,’ as we call it around the house, I consoled myself by looking at all the twitter avatars making fun of me, and crushing their heads like they did in Kids in the Hall. It helped. A little.”

Kate
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Kate
8 years ago

the latest mayoral candidate seemed prickly at his first news conference.

Kate
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Kate
8 years ago

Hey, Joe!

Kate
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Kate
8 years ago

and declared he would nominate Hank Johnson to be his Vice Mayor

joeschmo1of3
Admin
8 years ago
Reply to  Kate

Hey Kate! Is Hank Johnson still worried about Guam tipping over?

Kate
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Kate
8 years ago
Reply to  joeschmo1of3

He says he doesn’t, but in private I bet he still does.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Joe --

Hank’s latest gaffe involved “the ‘m’ word”:

Kate
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Kate
8 years ago

The worm has (re)turned.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Kate

Hee! Ditto “prickly”.

Kate
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Kate
8 years ago

and I’m spent.