Teh Squeaky Wheel
Just have a mime then. A celebrity mime.
I’m sure this is racist somehow.
So that’s where the tear drop for each murder started.
why is Obama’s neck orange?
Maybe Boehner’s finally rubbing-off on him?
More likely Obama is rubbing one out on Boehner.
In either case, euwwwwwww!
Sorry I missed teh contest, Brenda. You’re a trooper for doing it tonight especially during your birthday week.
Well, I feel incredibly stupid. Happy Birthday I&II Brenda!
(hangs face in shame and slinks off)
No worries, Kate. We had so much fun this evening!
Huh. Apparently along with democracy, the Greeks invented mimes.
Speaking of Greeks, that reminds me of a funny joke of which the punchline is “What’s the matter? Don’t you want to get pregnant?”
Why we need high-capacity magazines:
Best.argument.evar! Someone notify the NRA immediately — I think we have a no brainer surefire argument here!
Mimes get a bad rep. I don’t know why. They are just sharing their vision of the wonder and beauty all around us.
Honestly, I had a great evening today. Fatwa and I went out and I had margaritas and the company was excellent and we got to spend time with Kate and Mr. Kate and I got the tiniest bit potted.
Win all around! Now, I’m going to go pass out.
Well, just don’t do a faceplant on that new floor.
Oh. I get it. Since I didnt show up for the captioning contest, now no one is here but me. Ok. Well, a got a screwdrive with my name on it and letters to write to Senaotr Feinstein. So Poof.
An ode to frozen burritos
Hungry, yet too drunk to drive
Tired of ham, damn Easter ham
Delivery seems too elitist
and anyhow, teh phone seems
a bridge toof ar.
Thank God for microwaves