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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Oh dear.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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I’m sure this is racist somehow.

Kate
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Kate
8 years ago

So that’s where the tear drop for each murder started.

Kate
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Kate
8 years ago

why is Obama’s neck orange?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Kate

Maybe Boehner’s finally rubbing-off on him?

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

More likely Obama is rubbing one out on Boehner.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Sven 2-0

In either case, euwwwwwww!

Hi, Sven!

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

Sorry I missed teh contest, Brenda. You’re a trooper for doing it tonight especially during your birthday week.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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For SackO’SugarK:

Kate
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Kate
8 years ago

Well, I feel incredibly stupid. Happy Birthday I&II Brenda!
(hangs face in shame and slinks off)

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

Huh. Apparently along with democracy, the Greeks invented mimes.

Speaking of Greeks, that reminds me of a funny joke of which the punchline is “What’s the matter? Don’t you want to get pregnant?”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Why we need high-capacity magazines:

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

Mimes get a bad rep. I don’t know why. They are just sharing their vision of the wonder and beauty all around us.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago
Reply to  BrendaK

Well, just don’t do a faceplant on that new floor.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

Oh. I get it. Since I didnt show up for the captioning contest, now no one is here but me. Ok. Well, a got a screwdrive with my name on it and letters to write to Senaotr Feinstein. So Poof.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

An ode to frozen burritos

Hungry, yet too drunk to drive
Tired of ham, damn Easter ham
Delivery seems too elitist
and anyhow, teh phone seems
a bridge toof ar.
Thank God for microwaves