It’s Caption Time once again!
As promised, I can tell you all that KATE was the winner of last week’s caption contest. Congratulations, KATE! You won a fabulous all-expenses paid lunch for yourself and two guests at the Mexican restaurant of your choice (restaurant must be within the Happy Larry-ville cosmopolitan area)!
This week in captioning, we are examining our national navel. That’s right; somewhere under all that lint is the answer to the age-old question: What is wrong with you?!
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Angry that America wantonly squandered much of the world’s limited eyeliner supplies on KISS productions
The management wants for you all to know that Teh Wheel is a safe adult perfectly good place to reflect, confess and/or apologize to the world by CAPTIONING THAT!
(Or, you can caption the images below. ‘s all good, here at the safe adult Wheel.)
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This Couple (who are not BrendaK and Fatwa, so just shut yo’ mouf!) Studied Up For This Exam
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Will NOT Be Examining Anyone’s Navel
Pic 1: The new American civility.
And congrats, Kate!
Pic 2: I will f*ck you hard like a teacher. And my cats will watch.
I’m confused. So many pictures and they are already captioned.
I declare myself winner. Now make me a sammich BrendaK.
No, they are not captioned: those are humorous reference points. For people who need a little, urm, direction.
Pic 3: I will f*ck you hard like a teacher.
Angry that American Internets failed to accept him as the new LolCat standard.
…which, I apologize on behalf of all of America. We’re really, really sorry about that, cat painted person.
Pic 1: The number of my mime parents.
Pic 2: Do these cats make us look fat?
Yes. It’s the cats. You betcha.
Pic 3: She’s mean, that old queen.
I also declare myself winner of last week’s contest!
Nope, Kate won. Besides, you still haven’t claimed your prize from the previous week.
And we’re waiting.
Where’s Fatwa? Hiding in a boat?
Pic 3:
I see a little silhouetto of a man. Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango. Thunderbolt and lightning -- very very frightening me.
Pic 2: What will happen if gay marriage is legalized.
PIc #1: “Of course us Chechen mimes are pissed-off; you got a freakin’ problem with that??!?!?”
Pic #2: (riffing off of Jerry): “Does that big bloated pussy on the right make the rest of us look fat?”
Pic 1: …and available for children’s parties…
Pic 2:…and available for children’s parties…Shamelessly stolen from Sven
Pic 2: what it means to be comfortable in your own skin.
And hi Fatwa, Jerrie, and Jerrie!
I’m, ah, raising my anchor, IYKWIMAITTYD
Land ho?
Land hoe, sea hoe -- wherever the money is.
I don’t fathom your meaning.
Pic 3:…and available for children’s parties…
Pic #1 A whiter shade of pale
Pic #2 A polar bear in a blizzard
Pic #3 The on-air talent on any liberal news/opinion show that complains about a lack of Republican diversity.
In other words, the pics aren’t appearing in my browser -- just white space.
I had to shut down my browser and reopen, Paddy.
Thanks, Sven. Tried that, didn’t work. Found the link to the pics, pasted the link in a new tab, Photobucket won’t load.
Let me see if I can work something out on that…just a few minutes…
Give it a sec — photobucket is apparently being a PITA tonight.
The pics are, in order:
po’d mime
naked couple with fat, hairy cats positioned strategically
Queen Elizabeth with persimmon mouf
What’s a mouf and how do you know that’s a mime?
Because it’s not making any noise, but everyone else is screaming in terror.
Mouf is deliverance-talk for ‘mouth’ and, well, of course it’s a mime. It-it-it has to be a mime!
They’re all available for children’s parties!
(Children’s parties can be scary, scary places.)
Pic 3:
Pic #3: “No, I will assuredly not be popping out of a cake for any reason whatsoever.”
Love Da Queen and all, but glad to hear that all the same. Really.
Pic 3: Has anyone seen my cats?
No, but your pussy is rubbing against my leg.
Pic #2: (Cat on right) “You poke me with that thing one more time and, well, have you seen what I can do to a scratching post?”
Pic 3: Really? An iPod? With your speeches on it? How bloody wonderfully thoughtful.
Har!
Pic #3: “If I hear one more word from you, dawg, I’ll bust a cap in your arse!”
Pic 2: You don’t have to have a horse to have fun in Enumclaw!
Pic 1: No, I am not a mime, and yes, this is a booger on my finger.
3: Charles, do not ask again! I said over my dead body.
Pic #1: “No, I did not get the lead role in “Stephen King’s ‘It’: the Musical”.
Pic #3: Where will you be when your laxative starts to work?
Pic 2: Another way to express your cat’s anal glands.
Well played, sir.
Heh.
#3: “I just looked at the pic immediately above me; I am not amused.”
#3: “Fetch my Preparation H!”
Pic 1: President Obama’s white half steps out for a night on the town.
Pic #2: The photographer was sure the couple walked in with six cats!
Me…OW!!!1!
1. Pull my finger and I’ll mime a fart.
Poopy humor…heh.
My favorite kind.
Pic #3: Charles! Come pull my finger!
Ibid. 😉
Ibid.2 😉
Paddy, try refreshing now.
Aayyyyyyyyeeeee!
Eye bleach!
You’re entirely welcome. Really. I’m just here to help.
Thanks, Brenda!
While on Photobucket, the images appeared to Firefox to be PNG images with jpg extensions.
Wee-yurd. I’m running Firefox and it was just slow to load the images. Anyhoodle, this setup allows for a ‘gallery’ so I just loaded up the images there and referenced them. I hope that doesn’t cost extra or anything.
Pic 2: Find your soul-mate at Christian Mingle.com
Ding, ding, ding.
I was thinking more like dong dong dong.
Pic 2: After Kiva’s unfortunate demise, Deb was still able to find a fulfilling relationship by substituting tuna oil for peanut butter.
Blugh *shudder*
#3: “I’ve never thought Robin Williams was funny.”
Pic #1: Robin Williams’ response.
hahhaha
#1: “Yeah, if you marched 5 miles in a pair of slap shoes, you’d have an attitude, too.”
2: Cat scratch fever, we haz it.
Waa-aa-aaank -- 10 minute warning!
Captioning closes in 10 minutes!
Waa-aa-aank Waa-aa-aank Waa-aa-aank
#3: There will be no “waa-aa-aank”-ing in our presence!
#1: Reinaldo lost his other fingers in a tragic mime accident.
I thought it was an invisible punch press.
2. They’re such pussies, said the cats.
Pic 1: The Crow 4-in theaters soon!
A mime? What the hell. I’m a life guard in France.
Does water respond to white flags?
Pic 1: Mime foreplay.
I won? Woot! I’d like to thank all the people who made it happen.
thanks Jerrie!