Friday Night Lights (Lighthearted, Lightheaded, Light-in-the-loafers, etc.)

It’s Caption Time once again!

As promised, I can tell you all that KATE was the winner of last week’s caption contest. Congratulations, KATE! You won a fabulous all-expenses paid lunch for yourself and two guests at the Mexican restaurant of your choice (restaurant must be within the Happy Larry-ville cosmopolitan area)!

This week in captioning, we are examining our national navel. That’s right; somewhere under all that lint is the answer to the age-old question: What is wrong with you?!

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Angry that America wantonly squandered much of the world’s limited eyeliner supplies on KISS productions

The management wants for you all to know that Teh Wheel is a safe adult perfectly good place to reflect, confess and/or apologize to the world by CAPTIONING THAT!

(Or, you can caption the images below. ‘s all good, here at the safe adult Wheel.)

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This Couple (who are not BrendaK and Fatwa, so just shut yo’ mouf!) Studied Up For This Exam

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Will NOT Be Examining Anyone’s Navel

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Just Sven
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10 years ago

Pic 1: The new American civility.

And congrats, Kate!

Just Sven
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10 years ago

Pic 2: I will f*ck you hard like a teacher. And my cats will watch.

Barrett Wellman(tm)
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10 years ago

I’m confused. So many pictures and they are already captioned.

I declare myself winner. Now make me a sammich BrendaK.

Just Sven
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10 years ago

Pic 3: I will f*ck you hard like a teacher.

Barrett Wellman(tm)
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10 years ago

Pic 1: The number of my mime parents.

Barrett Wellman(tm)
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10 years ago

Pic 2: Do these cats make us look fat?

Barrett Wellman(tm)
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10 years ago

Pic 3: She’s mean, that old queen.

Barrett Wellman(tm)
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10 years ago

I also declare myself winner of last week’s contest!

Barrett Wellman(tm)
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10 years ago

Where’s Fatwa? Hiding in a boat?

Just Sven
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10 years ago

Pic 3:
I see a little silhouetto of a man. Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango. Thunderbolt and lightning -- very very frightening me.

Just Sven
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10 years ago

Pic 2: What will happen if gay marriage is legalized.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

PIc #1: “Of course us Chechen mimes are pissed-off; you got a freakin’ problem with that??!?!?”

Pic #2: (riffing off of Jerry): “Does that big bloated pussy on the right make the rest of us look fat?”

Just Sven
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10 years ago

Pic 1: …and available for children’s parties…

Barrett Wellman(tm)
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10 years ago

Pic 2:…and available for children’s parties…Shamelessly stolen from Sven

Just Sven
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10 years ago

Pic 2: what it means to be comfortable in your own skin.

And hi Fatwa, Jerrie, and Jerrie!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Where’s Fatwa? Hiding in a boat?

I’m, ah, raising my anchor, IYKWIMAITTYD

Barrett Wellman(tm)
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Paddy O'Furnijur
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10 years ago

Land hoe, sea hoe -- wherever the money is.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

I don’t fathom your meaning.

Barrett Wellman(tm)
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10 years ago

Pic 3:…and available for children’s parties…

Paddy O'Furnijur
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10 years ago

Pic #1 A whiter shade of pale

Pic #2 A polar bear in a blizzard

Pic #3 The on-air talent on any liberal news/opinion show that complains about a lack of Republican diversity.

In other words, the pics aren’t appearing in my browser -- just white space.

Just Sven
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10 years ago

I had to shut down my browser and reopen, Paddy.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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10 years ago
Reply to  Just Sven

Thanks, Sven. Tried that, didn’t work. Found the link to the pics, pasted the link in a new tab, Photobucket won’t load.

Just Sven
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10 years ago
Reply to  BrendaK

What’s a mouf and how do you know that’s a mime?

Paddy O'Furnijur
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10 years ago
Reply to  Just Sven

Because it’s not making any noise, but everyone else is screaming in terror.

Just Sven
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10 years ago

Pic 3:

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Pic #3: “No, I will assuredly not be popping out of a cake for any reason whatsoever.”

Just Sven
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10 years ago

Pic 3: Has anyone seen my cats?

Barrett Wellman(tm)
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10 years ago
Reply to  Just Sven

No, but your pussy is rubbing against my leg.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Pic #2: (Cat on right) “You poke me with that thing one more time and, well, have you seen what I can do to a scratching post?”

Just Sven
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10 years ago

Pic 3: Really? An iPod? With your speeches on it? How bloody wonderfully thoughtful.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
Reply to  Just Sven

Har!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Pic #3: “If I hear one more word from you, dawg, I’ll bust a cap in your arse!”

Just Sven
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10 years ago

Pic 2: You don’t have to have a horse to have fun in Enumclaw!

Just Sven
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10 years ago

Pic 1: No, I am not a mime, and yes, this is a booger on my finger.

Barrett Wellman(tm)
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10 years ago

3: Charles, do not ask again! I said over my dead body.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Pic #1: “No, I did not get the lead role in “Stephen King’s ‘It’: the Musical”.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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10 years ago

Pic #3: Where will you be when your laxative starts to work?

Just Sven
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10 years ago

Pic 2: Another way to express your cat’s anal glands.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
Reply to  Just Sven

Well played, sir.

Just Sven
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10 years ago

Heh.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

#3: “I just looked at the pic immediately above me; I am not amused.”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

#3: “Fetch my Preparation H!”

Just Sven
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10 years ago

Pic 1: President Obama’s white half steps out for a night on the town.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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10 years ago

Pic #2: The photographer was sure the couple walked in with six cats!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Me…OW!!!1!

Barrett Wellman(tm)
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10 years ago

1. Pull my finger and I’ll mime a fart.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Poopy humor…heh.

Barrett Wellman(tm)
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10 years ago

My favorite kind.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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10 years ago

Pic #3: Charles! Come pull my finger!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Ibid. 😉

Barrett Wellman(tm)
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10 years ago

Ibid.2 😉

Paddy O'Furnijur
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10 years ago
Reply to  BrendaK

Aayyyyyyyyeeeee!
Eye bleach!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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10 years ago

Thanks, Brenda!
While on Photobucket, the images appeared to Firefox to be PNG images with jpg extensions.

Just Sven
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10 years ago

Pic 2: Find your soul-mate at Christian Mingle.com

Barrett Wellman(tm)
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10 years ago
Reply to  Just Sven

Ding, ding, ding.

Just Sven
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10 years ago

I was thinking more like dong dong dong.

Just Sven
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10 years ago

Pic 2: After Kiva’s unfortunate demise, Deb was still able to find a fulfilling relationship by substituting tuna oil for peanut butter.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

#3: “I’ve never thought Robin Williams was funny.”

Paddy O'Furnijur
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10 years ago

Pic #1: Robin Williams’ response.

Just Sven
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10 years ago

hahhaha

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

#1: “Yeah, if you marched 5 miles in a pair of slap shoes, you’d have an attitude, too.”

Barrett Wellman(tm)
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10 years ago

2: Cat scratch fever, we haz it.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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10 years ago
Reply to  BrendaK

#3: There will be no “waa-aa-aank”-ing in our presence!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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10 years ago

#1: Reinaldo lost his other fingers in a tragic mime accident.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

I thought it was an invisible punch press.

Barrett Wellman(tm)
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10 years ago

2. They’re such pussies, said the cats.

Just Sven
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10 years ago

Pic 1: The Crow 4-in theaters soon!

Barrett Wellman(tm)
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10 years ago

A mime? What the hell. I’m a life guard in France.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Does water respond to white flags?

Just Sven
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10 years ago

Pic 1: Mime foreplay.

Kate
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Kate
10 years ago

I won? Woot! I’d like to thank all the people who made it happen.
thanks Jerrie!